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My youtube channel is called ILUVJESUS1109637. Do you not really think i am a christain.
If you do think i am you are right. JESUS IS EPIC!!
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@MoonlightWhisperer If you want to learn more about Christianity go to Jesus.Com, where Jesus has his personal blog. Join a local church, and get into your community. Learn good morals, like sacrificing cows to the gods to find murder culprits, and not allowing women to work, then get your kids indoctrinated. You'll find being a Christian so much more fulfilling than being an atheist, you get free wine after all. Who doesn't like wine? I like wine.
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@MoonlightWhisperer Heaven is the place we all strive to go. After we die we float up into the clouds, and live after death in paradise, endless pleasure, that's right ENDLESS. It's perfect in every way. Then there's hell, other than all the preaching, and persecution non-Christians deal with in this life in the after life they burn in hell, endless pain, the worst torture imaginable, FOREVER. That's what those damn atheists, pagans, jews, and satanists deserve.
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@MoonlightWhisperer He is the loving man ever, Supremeous' son. He was preaching and being all cool, then the pagans, and Jews saw and killed him, then he cleansed our sins and went up to heaven. You must have a lot of questions. Jews you ask? Only the most vial of men, they reject Jesus' sacrifice, and continue on sinning, Jews are evil. Don't even get me started on the Atheists, they worship Science, and claim their book "The Origin of Species" is the only true holy book.
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@MoonlightWhisperer A monk, or priest is one devoted to the cause of preaching, whether instilling dogma into long time Christians, converting uncivilized pagan heathens, studying the bible, or touching little kids he's always spreading the message of Jesus. Who's Jesus? Oh only the second most supreme of gods (after Supremeous of course), he died on a cross for your dirty sins. That's right, everytime you curse, or touch yourself thank Jesus you aren't burning in hell right then.
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@MoonlightWhisperer Gullibility is required for you to believe in any of the Christian tenants. Most parents induct their children into Christianity since children are the most gullible of all humans. From there dogma does it's magic to keep the kid believing straight into adulthood. Christians gather in churches, they're basically a temple to worship the gods, sing, dance, and drink free wine. If your Catholic you get to pay taxes, get babysitters, and repent all your sin away.
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@MoonlightWhisperer If something in the bible does not fit into the realms of reality then reality is wrong, which is why one of Christianity's tenants are denial. Deny anything that makes it appear as if Christianity is wrong. Dogma is only the most important of Christian tenants, this is the core belief of Christianity that the bible is the word of god. The bible must be the word of god because the bible says so. Sear this into your mind and you can resist doubt.
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@MoonlightWhisperer Science is the dark lord Satan's lifeline. When you read a book you are essentially worshiping Satan, of course unless that book happens to be the bible. Many Christians take a vow of ignorance as to combat Science, and deprave Satan of his most precious of nectars. A good Christian (such as myself) knows to preach their religion to anyone, who asks to learn or otherwise. Bible is a book of magic, and everything in it is true.
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@MoonlightWhisperer In Christianity there is sin. The original sin which was brought about by Eve, the first women, when she ate an apple Satan gave her, since women damned us to this world they are lesser beings in the Christian religion, basically one notch lower than human, one above your every day inner-city sidewalk. Satan, is the lord of sin, in Christianity there are sects devoted to specifically to the worship of the god of sin, the dark lord, Satan.
im a cristan and i love this song it talks abot god and jesus in the perfect THUMBS UP IF YOUR A CRISTAN AND YOU LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WheewHeew 10 months ago 13
JESUS RULES!!!!!!!!!!
nicknchrist 7 months ago 9