The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion - Greedy beggar
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Beggar: Me children are starving, please help.
Me: But...you have no kids.
Beggar: *Puts on trollface*
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nah he has 2 19k pound kids :) they eat atleast 2000 per meal and it gets shot out of their intestines within the hour
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@silverbullet135 that is the most SHIT chuck norris joke ever....just EVER
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The question isn't "How many kids does he have",it's "Who would have kids with him?"
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Sex machine, aren't ya, beggar?
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He needs a knife to cut the watermelon.
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He doesnt need food, he needs a box of Trojan.
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lol nice xD
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@mega3005 must be a polygamist...
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this is enough melons to feed a town and it's not enough for HIS kids?
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He must have a lot of kids. O.o
Krashino 2 years ago 65
He didn't even flinch. How many kids does he have?
JavaJaxRex 2 years ago 50