Retards for Jesus VII: the holy spirit turns you into a fucking nut

In this video, we see what a mysterious force known to Christians as the "Holy Spirit" does to believers. It apparently gives them full-body orgasms, makes them collapse, and turns them into retards for Jesus.

This is one of the most hilarious videos I've seen but I have also experienced this in the real world. I attended a Pentecostal church in my youth in which everyone was experiencing these full-body orgasms, collapsing, etc. Children all around me made their way to the altar to get 'saved', claiming to feel God's calling. It was strange, all I felt was similar to a moron being in a place like this!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pentecostal
• retards
• for
• jesus
• vii
• holy
• spirit
• christian
• atheist
• god
• satan
• evolution
• fucking
• nonsense

[deathinquisition]

Um...

...WOW!

I hope these fucktards sure in a blaze of fire...

[MrMirthful]

yes :) people who try to follow the ten commandments are monsters. Loving your parents, not murdering people, not stealing, not cheating on there spouses, yes theyre EVIL unlike Obama. Right everyone?

[PompousPreacher]

I found this channel because CreationWiki compiled a list of youtube atheists and this channel was on it.

[EvaggelionMinistries]

The Church has been given one mandate only, and that is to go into all the world and share the fantastic news of how much God loves all of mankind - and without discrimination - as was clearly shown through the person of Jesus Christ, and His finished work at the cross.

Everything else - including the goings on in this video - is a shameful distraction.

[dannyfink2010]

Facking idiots.....

[TojoPanther]

@larsjake - I know this is an old post but c'mon, with baarakk the bahma runnin the show, these clowns are the enemy, not the bosses!

[Jammieg001]

pretty cool effect he has on people

[Joeyal123]

this is all Psychological its like the same hype you get when your favorite Football team is winning and your at the game and the whole crowed starts cheering and then you feel the urge to cheer or its kind of like when everbody does the wave at a baseball game

[wanderlei85]

wow!!!!!! didnt know this occured to religious people! definately not sane..........he laughs kind of like the penguin too

[ALROmega]

Dude laughs like the Green Goblin.