Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show
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She's Pretty For A Chinese hahahaha!
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What's with the subtitles? You can't read the ticker which is second layer of the humor.
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@jtivin How is that shocking?
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@Jcolinsol i fucking lost it when i saw that HAHHAHA
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Cressbeckler 2012!
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Jesus, Joad Cressbeckler is freakin ancient XD I'd wager 140 or so by the picture of him with Teddy Roosevelt hahaha
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Another republican candidate?
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Shockingly, he still makes more sense than Glenn Beck.
jtivin 1 year ago 134
I would watch the fuck out of this if it were a real show.
SolomonKull 8 months ago 103