Jon Lajoie - I Kill People [Lyrics]

The newest song from the comedian Jon Lajoie.
Lyrics:

Did you miss me
Oooh, yeah
What, what
MC Vagina's right back in this bitch
Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the vaginal crease
Player haters beware, because

Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow
Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow

Hey punkass gangsters, what you lookin' at
You think you can front with me, you better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie "Invincible"
I'm invisible like... well, I'm not really invisible
I'm bad like the movie "Attack of the clones"
I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning
Put your hands up
Old people burning, old people burning
That's kinda messed up
What, what, you got a problem with this
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you'll come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts
I-i mean I'll punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V.A.G.I.N.A.

Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow
Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat
'Cos I don't give a fuck, I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist
Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things 'cos you don't have a lot of money
Ha-ha, you want these things, but you cannot afford them
That means that you're not cool, 'cos you're just a poor person
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
I have more money than you do
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
You can't even afford food
When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms 'cos my penis is so big
Twenty five inches long and twelve inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections
No... that's inappropriate
Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right
My lyrics are like the movie "The Shawshank Redemption"
They're really good

Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow
Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow

I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed
But it's probably around seven... thousand
Two thousand five plus four pennies representing the north side
C to the anada, bitch
Oh, yeah, women are actually good for four things
Cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters' vaginas




I do not own the copyrights to this song nor the lyrics or the video.
www.jonlajoie.com

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[Stupert23]

Old people burning! Old people burning!

[supermariorithan]

21 player haters got kicked with a fist by MC Vagina

[felox95]

I give you 50 $ or euro if you give me the exactly site where I can buy this t-shirt

[RodgerVanSteen]

Ok..I'll tell you...But you've got to promise me you won't tell anyone else....EVER....Seriously...Fi­rst you need a DeLorean. All you need to do is wait for the exact moment a bolt of lightning strikes.If we could somehow harness this lightning... channel it into the flux capacitor... it just might work. You'll be back to 1991 where you could find this shirt at any store. :D I still want you to pay me. :D

[felox95]

c'mon help me, please I pray you!!!

[felox95]

what do you mean is so obvious? I search but I didn't find the t-shirt, just tell me where I can buy it

[RodgerVanSteen]

Are you kidding me? :D It's so blatantly obvious. :D But...How much will you pay me?

[felox95]

I pay you if you explain me... please is important

[RodgerVanSteen]

1991

[RodgerVanSteen]

I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning

Put your hands up

Old people burning, old people burning

That's kinda messed up............................­............................ In Texas?

[felox95]

what do you mean????

[choweyiii]

1991