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Uploaded by on May 25, 2010

If there were a heaven, & an all-knowing being ~ I'm pretty sure their BS detector wouldn't be broken when you attempt to walk through those pearly gates.

Note: I am aware of how the end of times is described in the Bible ~ this video does not reflect on the natural non-believer filters covered in that book, but rather, hypothetical situations and assumed reactions to those situations.

The Onision site: http://onision.net

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  • @willzy420 If hes suppose to be omnisciencent, then by giving us freewill either he isnt omnisciencent anymore or he never was. So if he knows everything and gave us free will hes allowed all the torture, genocide, rape, etc in the world. If he never was omnisciencent and gave us free will then he cant be all knowing because we can change at any moment. By doing this he purposely created an imperfect world, so either he doesnt exist or hes a fucking moronic asshole.

  • @DrummerLordProdigy You're not going to heaven, don't shove religeon down peoples throat. I'm open minded and im athiest dating a christian. Gf.

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  • i mean rather do drugs and have repent sex and part everyday for eternity then having to bow down to some entity. That and i hate reading so i am not going to be reading the bible everyday and pray and really seem to loose some of the great things in life like pleasure and i sure as hell not going to loose my emotions and only fell "happiness" i rather feel passion,lust,and anger then just happy and joy

  • hey well think of this way people hell can't be all that bad right? i mean sex is a sin, alcohol is a sin or well most since i guess wine isn't, um drugs are sinful (i do not in anyway do drugs anymore but they do make things more interesting at times) then it must be like a big party down there i mean rock'n'roll is a sin apparently to some Christians so yeah i will be kicking it back with kiss and motley crue win the world goes to shit :D

  • Does the "God" christianity refers to have a name? Or is just "god"? That seems to me like calling your pet cat "Cat" or your pet dog "Dog".

  • The devil used to praise God. Until the Devil turned his back against God. I think Hell is stupid. You have to spend all of eternity...Burning? But, if you go to heaven, you get to live and be happy. So, this is confusing for me, and I'm a Christian.

  • Onision! I hope this comment gets to you, i agree with mostly all of your videos but i must open yours eyes to something. Don't let "Christians" plague your eyes with the hateful ways of religion, god is not a religion to those who truly believe, he is simply what exists, god brings freedom while religion starts wars, that being said i do believe homosexuality is wrong, but it is a sin as any other, i accept homosexuals and have plenty of friends that are gay, because we all sin i am not better

  • I wanna go to Onision-land D:

  • God is not a moron, he is all forgiven... you can do what ever you like in your life, and just believe god will forgive you, then you are good to go..

    this also make most of the Christian people so fucking ignorant and do not stand up for their doings

  • @64notorious I listed "doesn't exist" and "is a moronic asshole" as your 2 possibilities. I'm suggesting there is a third possibility that your understanding is flawed.

  • I gotta agree. I mean "He" sure doesn't care now.  So why should we care about "Him" and "His" ways. Screw eternal life, being free from God and happy now is good enough.

  • @willzy420 Nice way to take what i said out of context. If you were literate you would understand that i said either he doesnt exist or he is a moronic asshole. Nice fail though

  • I LOVE your cynicism! :D

  • Onision land... which Doesnt exist

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  • @64notorious I really wish I could give you 50 thumbs up for that.

  • @paulicapopcorn fuckin retard

  • so let me get this staight ur view on life is we are born in pain live in pain n die in pain which makes dis life pointless n also a curse 2 live .........but if a man would point a gun towards ur head u would be begging in fear :S

  • @willzy420 A fair deal? Pardon my language but thats the most bullshit claim I have ever heard and directly contradicts Onisions point. We have a choice, what about the innocent people who have been rapped and murdered, innocent people that praise this god. And god just allows this to happen, he just allows murder and rape and genocide on innocent people. Not much of choice for the victims..and not much of a caring god for allowing this, either that or not a very powerful god to prevent this.

  • heres how i see it God is a twisted sadistic fuck. satan is a baby who is going to throw a tantrum and break all his daddys toys. no one is perfect not god not angels not anyone. theres one of two things to except, God has left us to move in to a new home, or he is dead. u decide. so u kno what if i die i dnt care where i go send me to valhalah for all i care. but im gonna go down swingin

  • "I wish there was a place where we could all chill and be happy. That's probably Onision-Land. It doesn't exist."

  • thumbs up if Onision-Land should exist!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @willzy420zzzzzzz look up that the story of Jesus is stolen from Horus and Mithra , look up the contradictions in the bible and the scientific mistakes in it. Look up that the ten commandments are stolen and the first four are “honor me as your God or else” Look at the horrible genocide,rape , slavery ,bigotry you book endorse. And has done for centuries. Done? Now look up which countries are the most peaceful and happy and caring to each other? That’s right atheist countries. stupid

  • @BeachlessIsland i agree ;)

  • @willzy420 i disagree...God doesnt allow it..its ur god...evrthing on earth leads to goodness its just us HUMANS is the problem..I and u we are the problem ..are ways are evil...

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