The Most Awkward Thing My Dad Has Ever Said to a Waitress

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[iiloveyoulots]

Whenever we go to a restaurant, my dad always tells the waitress it's my birthday so we get a free cake. I'm 17, but from all the times he has told them it's my birthday, I should be about 43 by now.

[iFINES]

My friend's dad always gets a Mountain Dew when he goes out to restaurants, and when he orders he says "dew me".

[vanessalyst]

one time my family were at a small restaurant, and my mother ordered the steak medium rare. she was trying to be funny and held up a piece saying 'look! this steak is still mooing! MOOO!'

i guess it would have been fine, except the chef came out and was standing right behind her when she said it.

most. awkward. ever.

[soccergurlz1213]

I went to the fair with my best friend, her grandparents, and my parents. Her grandfather and my dad both went to the restroom. When her grandfather finished, he stood outside of the stalls. A man came up and asked if he was in line, her grandfather replied, "No, I'm just waiting on my boyfriend." That moment my dad came out and her grandfather says, "Let's go sweet cheeks!" If that's not bad enough the man was actually my teacher's husband. Let's not mention the first parent teacher conference.

[raidinmd]

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i got tears in my eyes watching this!

[MilkyMichelle]

Not family but I had a friend ask a waitress what was in a BLT. She thought he was joking... he wasn't

[krenforth]

my dad sometimes has a flaming sambucca after his meal, one time, he reached across the table for something and knocked it over, set the table cloth on fire and had to get a waiter to help put it out, that was embarrassing

[WeGottaGleekOverHere]

When my family and I went to Hawaii for a week, we went to this restaurant for breakfast. We sat down and ordered, then waited. When we were waiting, our waitress came to our table with a short stack of pancakes. She said "Here's your short stack!" then my mom said we didn't order a short stack. The waitress said "Oh! Sorry!", took the short stack, and walked away. As she was walking, we could hear her mumble, "Who ordered the short stack?..." which we thought was hilarious.

[TvJonas58]

Every time my family and I go to a restaurant. My dad will take forever to order his food. Then talk to the waitress to figure out what is good on the menu then pick what the waitress suggested. When ever he does that something is always wrong with his food. Once he got a bolt in his food. He has terrible luck with restaurants haha :)

[mynameisunimportaful]

My mum has a bad habit of not deciding what she wants to eat in time to tell the waitress, but she doesn't want to tell the waitress to come back so she ends up saying 'err.....pork chop!' Even if pork chop is NOT on the menu. so now if she can't decide we always yells at her 'hmmmmm... pork chop!' :D

[bookrocker1011]

My dad and I went to Burger King and after he ordered a hamburger without pickles he proceeded to eat the entire thing until it was almost the size of a quarter. Finding a pickle in the remains of his burger, he then demands to get a whole new hamburger to compensate for their mistake. Why couldn’t he just take out that ONE pickle himself, he was almost done anyway?! >.<’

[veroXo93]

Lol my aunt is obsessed with mango margarita's and there is this ONE place that serves them. However, she still always asks if they have it, usually the answer is no. This one time she looks at the waiter and says "Do you have any mango's maybe you could squeeze the mango and put it in the margarita." and the waiter is like 0.o but he's like "I'll check" Even worse, as he's walking away my aunt screams, "With salt on the rim, SALT ON THE RIM!!" I wanted to die. She had a golden margarita :P