Creating the Apocalypse

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Uploaded by on May 6, 2010

Apocalypse on $1000 or less

This video is to give all the apocalypse fans an opportunity to describe their favorite ways of terminating everybody or possibly even the entire universe with $1000 or less Super saver award if you can accomplish this with less than $20.12

You can go above budget yet remember an affordable apocalypse is a rapid apocalypse

I favor the immediate termination of the human species. This termination of the human species is to occur absent sensation or awareness If you use disease Make every lethal disease pleasant to have Use anesthesia. Opiate Peptides are amino acid sequences that create opiate effects Engineer all biological weapons to produce peptides that make the disease tremendously pleasant

Biological
bacteria that eat rust then spread everywhere there is iron are engineered to kill all forms of life

Nitrogen using bacteria that create explosive nitrocarbohydrates make bacteria that eat latex paint as well as road tar These nitrocompounds which etch fizz their food sources spreading rapidly killing everybody everywhere there is paint or roads

Archaebacteria that use Molybdenum enzymes rather than Iron enzymes colonize huge areas of the ocean These archaebacteria are engineered to produce chlorocarbons which produce a massive greenhouse effect boiling the oceans which further benefits the archaebacteria

Aerophile bacteria with sulfur based photosynthetic mechanism engineering these bacteria to use AMP rather than ATP gives them metabolic ability with a third or less of the phosphorus Noting that during the 20th century the side that mobilized the most material was victorious being able to potentially havest all the sunlight absent a land presence makes these aerophile bacteria the dominant life form All rain becomes lethal to organisms with DNA These bacteria could also produces chlorocarbons to create a greenhouse effect to boil the oceans


Physics
Asteroid Math Olympics
Using a database of known asteroid positions plus velocities from the asteroid belt the competing groups are given 5000 ion engines then told to calculate the orbital mechanics to agglomerate the asteroids to destroy the earth A popular video game does background computations to crowdsource the asteroid trajectory

Quantum linked photons seed the crystallization of earths core shrinking the diameter of the planet floods the earth

P-zombies The quiet apocalypse microorganisms cause nuclear isomers of Hafnium to become part of neurotransmitters when energized these hafnium neurochemicals remove the source of sense of being from all creatures with brains The creatures act similarly yet are completely absent consciousness

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