OpAphid vs. Robert Evans - Patton Oswalt Explains (Dirty)
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Cave Johnson here..
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@TheJimmyHarrison Thank you!!!! I dont hear so good!! I actually hate standup, all of that animated, masterful storytelling stuff is for fags. I would rather silently read the jokes later while im sitting in bed with my cat, Captain Vagina-slayer
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@karsown SUCK MY KNOB, POLICEWOMAN!
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Quit your bellyachin' Buck Rogers it's just a diver's watch
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3 people's rectums are not nightmarishly elastic.
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"...nightmareishly elastic..."
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mmm diane keaton
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i want to meet patten so bad
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I HATE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO FUKING TRANSCRIBE THE JOKES..IF I WANTED, I COULD TURN ON THE GODDAM CAPTIONS
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@HighPriestofLemuria Hey, fuck you kid, I ... wait, what was I saying? Oooh, pretzels!
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The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic. I had four Rubik's cubes jammed up there one day on a bet with Brian Dennehy, when a heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippy burst into my trailer and punched me right in the solar plexus. I shat out all four cubes and damned if they didn't emerge solved.
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Tom Wopat loved the 3 F's; food, fun, and fisting!
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