Some of the most Bizarre Metal Records of all time

Inspired by Dedeschwede's Killer Fox and Kuster Videos...here are some of the most fucked up Metal Records I'm aware of.


THRASH QUEEN "Ashes To Ashes" (1990)

Thrash Queen were an all-female Thrash Metal Band that released one album entitled "Manslayer" in 1985 through Lanslyde Records. It was later reissued on Ingo Nowotny's infamous Metal Enteprises label. Around 1990 Nowotny and some studio musicians cheaply produced some fake follow up records of previous ME Bands. Such as the second albums by Killer Fox, Kalaschnikov, Godzilla, Fucker etc. These records sound very similar to each other but bare little to no resemblance to the original bands.
"Ashes To Ashes" is probably the one record where they put the least effort into. 3 of the 7 tracks on this record are crappy and unlistenable instrumental "ambient" pieces (such as "Ashes To Ashes"). The other 4 songs mostly consist of generic guitar riffs accompanied by a drum computer (as all other fake follow ups), and a annoying female voice chanting random things. The riffs and the chanting are looped over and over again, so all of these "songs" last 7-10 minutes.


SVATY VINCENT "Svaty Vincent" (1990)

Some sources say this album was an attempt to cash-in on the Czechoslovakian Black Metal market after the fall of communism (as it was released on the biggest CZ-Metal label Monitor Records), while others claim the album was meant to be more of a experimental noise/grind thing. Vocalist Vincent Venera and some members of HC/Grind Band Michael's Uncle made up this terrible mess. What you get is a whole bunch of improvised noise with satanic lyrics. It's hard to believe if anyone performing on this ever touched an instrument before the recording sessions. A second album entitled "Tančete na hrobech!" also exists.


AFTERBIRTH "Who's In There?" (1988)

Little is known about this band originating from Tawas City, Michigan. I strongly recommend reading this excellent article about them: http://www.terminal-boredom.com/rewards16.html

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[teenangel69]

Where are they from???France??

This truly IS bizarre!!!

[RocketToRuin]

The original Thrash Queen were from the US. But this one is a fake exploitation album recorded in Germany.

[ih8makinusernames]

thrash queen is a disgrace to thrash metal...all female thrash band would be cool if it didn't sound like shit.

[zsrr]

Svaty Vincent is raw as fvck.

[EpicMetalTime]

Pain of Salvation is better

[powermetal6669]

Dam wtf is this crap lol

[Kretek]

O_O

[WhiteRoseWithering96]

Believe it or not, this is actually BETTER than the real Thrash Queen. (But still horrible.)

[Mrsfatblackchick]

must buy thrash queen.

[javitront]

wtfffffffff

[MetalFanFX]

that was just awful

[aconnor96]

VOX OF TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

LIGHT DI INFERNO

LAYTS MEK LAVE IN THE PUUL

LAYTS MEK LUV IN DI REFREGKHRETOUR

[PoisoningOrchid]

R.I.P. Refrigirator 90000 BC - 2011

[medouch]

uhaha Svaty Vincent - "Vsichni kourime marihuanu ... a kourime hasis" :)