HornyTube -- Horny

2 Live Crew - Me So Horny 1989
Mousse T. & Hot'n'Juicy - I'm Horny 1998
Video taken from the film Tube Tales part 1, HORNY, see it on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKmVU9U0_Og

Tube Tales is a collection of nine short films based on the true-life experiences of London Underground passengers as submitted to Time Out magazine. The stories were scripted and filmed independently of each other. Filming took place on the London Underground network in 1999 by nine directors including Stephen Hopkins, Charles McDougall and Bob Hoskins, with directorial debuts by Ewan McGregor and Jude Law. The project was produced by Richard Jobson.Director: Stephen Hopkins
HORNY
Writer: Stephen Hopkins
Originator: Alex Piro
Starring: Denise van Outen and Tom Bell
Synopsis: A young woman uses her sexuality to avenge a businessman's sleazy desire of her.

Lyrics

You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
I try to call you but I can't find the tel-e-phone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost

The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... that looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Horny
• 2 Live Crew
• Me So Horny
• 1989
• Mousse T. & Hot'n'Juicy
• Inaya Day
• 1998
• London Underground
• Stephen Hopkins
• Time Out
• Denise van Outen
• Tom Bell

[DangDirtyDick]

Go to com/watch?v=dKmVU9U0_Og to see the original film (Tube Tales - Horny)

[DangDirtyDick]

All together now ---- I'm horny -----