The Kleenex Song

Hi. I'm Andrew, and this is the first song I ever wrote.

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Lyrics:

Why can't life be more like a Kleenex?
It never changes, it never tries to hurt you.
Unless you try to swallow it . . . then it might get in stuck in your throat and hurt you for quite a bit.
Unless you keep it in your mouth for awhile first . . . then it might get saturated and go down easier.

Why can't life be more like that?
Suicide rates would plummet.
I imagine so.
Can't really tell though.
Don't really know fo sho.
How could I know fo sho, when life really isn't like that?
Life is like a baseball bat, bludgeoning you in the head, and beating you more when you're dead.
Life is like a baseball.

Why can't life be more like a pillow?
It never changes, it never tries to hurt you.
Unless it's a really uncomfortable pillow . . . then you might wake up with a sore neck in the morning.
Or if it's pressed against your face . . . by someone trying to murder you.

Why can't life be more like that?
Suicide rates would plummet.
I imagine so.
Can't really tell though.
Don't really know fo sho.
How could I know fo sho, when life really isn't like that?
Life is like a baseball bat, bludgeoning you in the head, and beating you more when you're dead.
Life is like a baseball bat.

Having said all that, I think life is pretty sweet.
After all without your life, how would you enjoy the things in your life
that require you alive to enjoy them?
Like pancakes and rabbits.
I don't think you could . . .

But I don't really know though.
Can't really tell fo sho.
How could I tell fo sho, when life really isn't like that?
Life is like a baseball bat, bludgeoning you in the head, and beating you more when you're dead.
Life is like a baseball bat.

Category:

Music

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• kleenex
• song
• andrew
• lemasters
• andrewlemasters
• original
• acoustic
• guitar

[MeganHopeless]

Awesome song, awesome vocals....just, work on your holding of the notes, your voice cracks a bit after a certain amount of time (:

[xxbardockxx16]

no way dude :D you inspired me...this is awesome ^o^

[ZaveJay]

Lol, I just made pancakes!

[LiveLaughLove5608]

You have a nice song and this song made my day haha :)

[TheAnswer2LifeIs42]

This is really cool =) it's really funny, but also true

You have a really nice voice too!



[Swinggrrl]

Lol I just stumbled across this video by chance... Very cute, I like it a lot 8)  It made me chuckle and you have a nice voice to listen to!