Lady GaGa wrote a song with some really unfortunate lyrics called "Born This Way." It's not her fault that some of the lyrics were so awful - she was born a terrible writer. She has that terrible writer gene - y'know, the one that produces the terrible writer protein? I'm so glad there's a gene for everything!
Anyway, I decided to change her lyrics around a little bit. But just a little bit.
NOTE: I did this on my non-memory foam bed. So if my heterosexual partner were to jump up and down on our completely desexualized bed in our completely desexualized bedroom in a TV commercial for memory foam pads, the wine glass would spill - know what I mean? I decided I liked the shaky-cam effect this produced - it really emphasizes how this is my amateur porn version of music - so I didn't re-record. Also, I'm lazy.
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Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if you love hir, or capital H-I-R
Just turn that volume up
And watch queer porn, baby
Society told me when I was young
About various normative sexual scripts
I rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
And then tore those scripts to bits
There's nothing wrong with wanting what you want
You know desire is a social construct
So when the lights are on, the cameras rolling
That's when we all start getting fucked
It's beautiful when you say
"Can I touch you there?" "Yes you may!"
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Don't exoticize bodies of color
Respectfully eroticize one another
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
Let's make some hot queer porn today
Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
You're not an object -- you are the subject
You're not an object -- you are the subject
You're not an object -- you are the subject
You are!
Let every lick melt heteropatriarchy
Every bite - right into white supremacy
Porn that humanizes is so hot
You'll want that shit on DVD
Having the sex you want is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-R
Your body is your own so you can say
What really, really turns you on
It's beautiful when you say
"Can I touch you there?" "Yes you may!"
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Don't exoticize bodies of color
Respectfully eroticize one another
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
Let's make some hot queer porn today
Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
You're not an object - you are the subject
And your subjectivity is not a list
Of traits Lady Gaga considers "different"
Splotches of paint on her diversity palette
Erasing histories left and right
But we won't go down without a fight
And we'll go down after that fight
Cuz baby, we're queering porn tonight
No matter queer or not
Consensual sex is hot
We're on the right track to give
This one all that we've got
She says your identity was formed
All based on how you were born
Don't need an excuse to be yourself
You're great -- now let's make some porn
It's beautiful when you say
"Can I touch you there?" "Yes you may!"
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Don't exoticize bodies of color
Respectfully eroticize one another
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
Let's make some hot queer porn today
Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
I like porn this way!
Queer porn this way!
We're on the right track
Now let's queer porn today
I like porn this way!
Queer porn this way!
We're on the right track
Now let's queer porn today
Are your songs available as mp3s anywhere?
Cernoise 9 months ago 13
@Cernoise Currently, no. That's something I'm hoping to do though. I'll definitely post an update when that happens!
And thanks again everyone for all your support!
debaser9779 9 months ago 7