Gender Neutralizing: Porn This Way

Lady GaGa wrote a song with some really unfortunate lyrics called "Born This Way." It's not her fault that some of the lyrics were so awful - she was born a terrible writer. She has that terrible writer gene - y'know, the one that produces the terrible writer protein? I'm so glad there's a gene for everything!

Anyway, I decided to change her lyrics around a little bit. But just a little bit.

NOTE: I did this on my non-memory foam bed. So if my heterosexual partner were to jump up and down on our completely desexualized bed in our completely desexualized bedroom in a TV commercial for memory foam pads, the wine glass would spill - know what I mean? I decided I liked the shaky-cam effect this produced - it really emphasizes how this is my amateur porn version of music - so I didn't re-record. Also, I'm lazy.

♥ ♥ ♥

Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if you love hir, or capital H-I-R
Just turn that volume up
And watch queer porn, baby

Society told me when I was young
About various normative sexual scripts
I rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
And then tore those scripts to bits
There's nothing wrong with wanting what you want
You know desire is a social construct
So when the lights are on, the cameras rolling
That's when we all start getting fucked

It's beautiful when you say
"Can I touch you there?" "Yes you may!"
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Don't exoticize bodies of color
Respectfully eroticize one another
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today

Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
Let's make some hot queer porn today

Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today

You're not an object -- you are the subject
You're not an object -- you are the subject
You're not an object -- you are the subject
You are!

Let every lick melt heteropatriarchy
Every bite - right into white supremacy
Porn that humanizes is so hot
You'll want that shit on DVD
Having the sex you want is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-R
Your body is your own so you can say
What really, really turns you on

It's beautiful when you say
"Can I touch you there?" "Yes you may!"
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Don't exoticize bodies of color
Respectfully eroticize one another
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today

Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
Let's make some hot queer porn today

Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today

You're not an object - you are the subject
And your subjectivity is not a list
Of traits Lady Gaga considers "different"
Splotches of paint on her diversity palette
Erasing histories left and right
But we won't go down without a fight
And we'll go down after that fight
Cuz baby, we're queering porn tonight

No matter queer or not
Consensual sex is hot
We're on the right track to give
This one all that we've got
She says your identity was formed
All based on how you were born
Don't need an excuse to be yourself
You're great -- now let's make some porn

It's beautiful when you say
"Can I touch you there?" "Yes you may!"
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today
Don't exoticize bodies of color
Respectfully eroticize one another
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today

Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
Let's make some hot queer porn today

Oh there are so many ways
To make queer porn worthy of praise
We're on the right track to make
Some hot queer porn today

I like porn this way!
Queer porn this way!
We're on the right track
Now let's queer porn today

I like porn this way!
Queer porn this way!
We're on the right track
Now let's queer porn today

Category:

Music

Tags:

• queer porn
• pop
• Lady GaGa
• Born This Way

[Cernoise]

Are your songs available as mp3s anywhere?

[debaser9779]

@Cernoise Currently, no. That's something I'm hoping to do though. I'll definitely post an update when that happens!

And thanks again everyone for all your support!

[KamHerOn]

orientalism justified imperialism and the pillaging of lands by euro anglo-saxon bullies. just like nigger was used as a derrogatory term to keep black bodies consistently deemed inferior, terms have history and incredible power. to forget these histories is to repeat the violences. and the whole "oh lady gaga made a song with good intentions" doesn't mean it is protected from critique, if anything it should be critiqued because it has such a powerful cultural standing currently.

[jsea11]

I think it's the opposite of productive that you're criticizing Gaga for "rolling her hair and putting her lipstick on". That's how she expresses her gender...it doesn't mean she thinks that's the only way.

[TheBebop042]

you're adorable! xoxoxo tina horn

[4everjabberwocky]

@KamHerOn you are a cool person.

[1timeuser0904]

OMG can I add you on facebook

[Ryfe2222]

LMAOOO

[FanaPhobia]

Not smart

[Zoelldyeck]

hahaha..

this so funny,, kreative..

gokilll,,, nanti gua ikutin cara nyanyi nya ahh..

pantesan jd ternd di twitter..

hahaha

[jpash1116]

I am your number one fan Zach.