Men for Palin: A Summer Surprise

http://www.harvarddems.com

The Official Sarah Palin Ballad:

Lover...
We met on a Friday
In August with overcast skies
The old man stepped out
And we let out of shout
Up his sleeve was a summer surprise

Forgotten...
Was the talk of last night
When we gazed to the right at your face
With your guns and your good book
And your cute perky look
Who needs change when you've secured the base?

CHORUS:
So we are wailing,
We love Sarah Palin
Our Moose-huntin' hope-blunting GOP nominee!
So our Hearts are sailin'
For you Gov'na Palin'
Our Alaskan Sport-castin'
GOP nominee... for VP!

Sarah...
Our girl from Wasilla
A mayor with five kids and a heart
By your second term
You had hired a firm
To lobby for earmarks, how smart

Gov'na...
You're our bridge from nowhere
You puts jets and commissioners on eBay
You lowered the tax rate,
You kept your bearings straight
While Russia was just three miles away!

CHORUS

Sarah...
You think with your gut
Unlike those fact-finding rational punks
With your Tina Fey glasses
Kick those Ivy League asses
Take their "plans" and replace them with spunk

Sarah...
The earth is like Hockey
Iraq's like the drop of a Puck
You play all sixty minutes
You stay in 'til you win it
As for the economy, our country is ...
Just out of luck

CHORUS

Sarah, it's great that you're a mother of five... but what do we do about the
subprime Mortgage crisis and its subsequent effects on the global economy?

I mean, I'm glad you can whip up some Moose stew, but how do we deal with a
Medvedev-run, Putin-influenced Russia?

I adore your small town values, but how do we solve the global climate crisis?

And finally, a few words of loving thanks...

I thought the culture war was over, but you brought it back.

I thought we'd finally talk about the issues, but I'd rather talk about
lipstick and your affect on the horserace.

And I'm glad women now have someone to vote for, because clearly women can only vote for other women. Thanks Sarah.

And as for Barack Obama, Joe Biden, ideas, plans, change, inspiration,
"experts" and hope... thanks, but no thanks.

CHORUS

Cast:

Sarah Palin: Danielle Gram
Cowboy: Will Skinner
Hunter: Warren Loegering
Student for McCain: Sam Berman-Cooper
Hockey Player: Sam Novey
Rich Guy: Jack Gage

Production:

Music written by Sam Berman-Cooper and Warren Loegering
Lyrics written by Pete Davis, Sam, and Warren
Film editing by Sam Novey and Warren Loegering

Shout outs:

Wigg F for the Sarah Palin shrine
Random guy on Widener steps

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[napcot]

haha warren this is great

I can't believe Dallouez or whatever is so livid about this.

This video is just a joke, and so is Palin so relax.

Isn't your "heart a-sailin for sarah palin"? Dallouez?

[kick3nick3]

you are a straight fool

[whiggerShaterS2011]

funny song good job with lyrics, Sarah Palin is a good woman & mother I'm sure she laugh if heard this...

[ornette06]

hey, while we're at it, let's abolish social security, medicaid, medicare, free public school. let's put a toll in all brodges and roads, let's privatize law enforecement, fire department so those who don't pay will not be protected. if you don't have insutrance you should not be admitted in the emergency room. how about that? doesn't that sound truly american? ha?

[crazybugsteph14]

WATCH BLOOD AND TURKEY!!!

[OlaDaylax]

Sara Palin is so Vibrant, Young, Intelligent, Cute,and just all around SuperSexxy in her Stiletto heels. She made me feel proud to vote for Barack Obama! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

[larch17]

BARRY IS OUT-SPENDING THE WARRIOR HERO MORE THAN 5:1 MOSTLY WITH DUBIOUS MONEY FROM OVERSEAS. T.V COMMERCIALS for Obama  are more than 10:1 . OBAMA'S PUPPET MASTERS ARE TRYING TO BUY AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT AND MESMERIZE YOU WITH PROPAGANDA! The bias media is playing a dangerous game! BUT, THE TRUE PATRIOTS WILL NOT GIVE OUR WHITE HOUSE TO THE WOLVES! SEARCH: OBAMA REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH SAY HELLO TO MICHELLE Obama & Friends - "Will Re-educate Ayers "re-education", genocide

[tedkirby]

awesome video! everything about it rocks

[FictionalxTruth]

this is too funny! way to go guys!

[CitsymTserof]

Hey guys. I hope you remember me. I went to your Dems meeting monday night. (the high school senior who promised to share your videos with a bunch of high schools) I kept my promise! I'm sending this video to a bunch of schools right now. I hope so much that I'm accepted so that I can do more for the Harvard Dems. The meeting was amazing.

~Jenn

[WB3CAI]

Quite a catchy little tune - too bad we can't hear this stuff on the radio.