NORAD: Santa Finishes 2009 Gift-giving Ride

According to NORAD, Santa finished this year's flight in Hawaii. Historically, Santa visits the South Pacific first, then New Zealand and Australia as he makes his way around the world. NORAD points out that only Santa knows his route. (Dec. 25)

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[REPOTAG]

The people at NORAD are retards

when little kids ask their parents what NORAD does other than tracking santa you are forced to explain to them that they have nuclear weapons of mass destruction at their fingertips to kill tens of millions of innnocent people and dolphins

[Mumineen99]

norad couldn't even track the alleged hijack planes on 9/11, yet they have the time to deceive children by tracking santa clause!

Do you guys notice how christmas is becoming more about santa clause and less about Jesus (not that I believe he was born on the 25th) I just find it strange, nothing in the christian faith seem to make sense.

[gateboy160]

@Mumineen99 no god is real

[Batintrenche]

@Mumineen99 Last time I checked the United States was not a Christian country. You want NORAD tracks Christ then go right ahead and make it yourself but an American-funded program will not be allowed to shove Christianity down our throats. And have you noticed that not a word is even spoken about any other religious holidays? Cause I have. Be thankfull Christmas is even as big as it is.

[natiprot69]

its funny to see that his toy bag is always the same size at every stop even at the end

[ROBOMAN1218]

its sad that people are complainig about crap that allready happend you cant change the past live in the current

[AlvaroAndfriends]

Santa you can kiss my freaking ass i been a good person ever since i was a child.

I am making all of my niece and nephews cry when i tell them Santa don't exist and that the present they get comes from money and hard work.

I am sorry but telling them that Santa exist is making me a liar.

No doubt i had to buy my own Christmas present with the money from my own pocket.

Fucking boss from work is an asshole i many times wanna knock his teeth out.

[midevalcheese]

Inside from active military.

Maybe they are just trying to scare us.

I've seen foreign troops in my own state and video of lots of military vehicles being transported into Cali from Canada.

[goonercrew08]

Inside scoop huh?

[midevalcheese]

Terrorist attack worse than 9/11.

Martial law enacted.

Forced vaccinations.

Quarantine.

I don't know the order in which it will all happen.

But military equipment and UN troops are being secretly gathering around the US.

Any questions and the military just says they are "training."

The inside scoop is that they are just waiting for marial law to be declared and then will deploy on US soil to police the citizens.

[goonercrew08]

Whats about to happen?

[midevalcheese]

If she can take me away from what is about to happen then I'll fly.