You Can't Trust A Killer Whale (Taylor Swift Parody of "Today was a Fairy Tale")

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Uploaded by on May 11, 2010

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LYRICS:

You can't trust a Killer Whale, 
not a single one,
they can eat a Walrus just for fun

No matter how much you loved Shamu,
you can't trust a killer whale

You can't trust a killer whale,
everybody knows,
they can pop a seal like a tic tac,

They're bigger than a truck
and scarier than sharks
no you can't trust a killer whale

Time Slows down
when you're going to drown

Chorus:
I don't understand why you're not scared
life is not like Free Willy
You wouldn't step inside of a cage with a bear
and I just gotta say
You can't trust a Killer Whale
I just gotta say,
you can't trust a Killer Whale

You can't trust a killer whale
let me break it down
they've got the word "killer" in their name
You wouldn't get honey from a hive of killer bees,
and you can't trust a killer whale.

You can't trust a killer whale,
they can eat you quick,
like a meat eating version of Moby Dick
you won't get swallowed whole, like Pinnochio,
you just can't trust a killer whale.

Time slows down,
Oh (beep) I'm going to drown

Maybe Japanese People have it right,
we should eat Free Willy
That Whale has a teardrop tattoo near its eye,
and I just gotta say,
You can't trust a killer whale

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  • Like this if you LOVE orcas!

  • This song is fucked up these whales r gental giants in the wild this ppl need to get their fact straight bout these animals. like this if u agree

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  • U shut up about my favorite sea animal I think your a stupid head cause I been wishing for one since I was 5 so Shut up!!!!!!!!! Cause I like orcas if u say anything about orcas again I'm gonna kill u cause u can trust s killer whale

  • Obviously orcas aren't cold blooded killers but theyre also not how many people picture them. If you've ever seen them hunt you'd know their prey suffers a slow painful death usually caused by internal bleeding. I think most of you people need to realize orcas are rarely accurately portrayed.

  • True dat

  • that's my killer Whale u got best shot ...eat that bitch too who singing...

  • This is a horrible video... Orcas are beautiful and gentle animals. You dont make these videos when sharks kill do you? It happens for a REASON. The things that have happened have made them get stereotyped! it happened for a reason. I know it was a horrible thing when that trainer was killed but everything has a cause and effect. Please stop, Its rude, Mean and makes it even worse for the whales..

  • killer whales are fanstic creature and there are sweet mammals. you should have known that if u were gonna make this video people were gonna comment aand get mad!!!!!!!!!!

  • @HUsolider4life You said so once. So I classified you as a retard and didn't bother. Now please stop replying.

  • I've gotta say something. It doesn't matter if whales are gentle or not. It's a parody. Which means that it's supposed to be funny. But I suppose that you people don't know what comedy is....it's kind of sad how most of the comments that I read are arguing about if they are gentle or not. And please, learn how to spell.

  • @helveteingetnamn not rele dude. they r gentle giants. so get ur fucking fact and gtfo.

  • @helveteingetnamn dude no they wont cuz ive swam with wild orcas so u shut ur fucking mouth rite now bitch.

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