Santa Sucks

...JKTIM's Christmas Rant, where he reveals to the rest of us just how insanely trippy he can get.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• JKTIM
• Rant
• Xmas
• Numb3rs
• Tim
• Allen
• 1999
• 1993

[mr1spamification]

You are affiliated with some hippy stoner faggot who talks very slowly, probably so his high school drop out brain can catch up. You are absolutely pathetic and you make me laugh so hard at how inferior you are Chubby Chuck.

[meteosurreal]

@mr1spamification ...You're saying I'm fat, when I'm not fat, and this isn't AS retarded as your later stuff, but it's sure not that interesting, eithe, this generic, trashy bullshit you make up makes you inferior to my repairing-my-own-brain-and-ban­ging-hot-supermodels self.

[mr1spamification]

@meteosurreal you said generic already, this proves you are running low on material. Also your spelling still sucks.

Proof: eithe isn't a word.

Also, you keep falling back to that 'repairing your own brain' bullshit. Trust me kid you didn't fix your own brain, you just fucked it up even more silly fat bitch. Denying your disgusting weight will not make me think otherwise of your fat ass. Plus, I don't care how hot your mother is, banging her does not count silly fuck nugget. Owned.