Onion News: Apple to release the iHand
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Uploaded by AgilePeanut on May 20, 2011
The new iHand is about to be launched.
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@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS I'm not talking about viewing porn, just stroke and rubbing oneself. :x
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@Uub141Forever Sorry but apple does not support porn, and believes that porn viewers are bad people. No this is not a parody I'm paraphrasing steve jobs.
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So does anyone know if it's any good for masturbation? I'm getting mixed answers here.
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I came here expecting a joke about how he couldn't open a door because the door isn't an official apple product or something like that. lol
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why does it turn me on when brooke says "yeah of course" at the end?
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@soccerdude120 Just set it to vibrate
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Lmao
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I bet jerking off would be awkword
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and then they release they iHand4s, which is .012 ounces lighter, does an additional two things, and cost far more.
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aww, darn it. i don't have enough for it, and just after i sawed off my hand! :) LOL
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Oh goodie...now where is a very good saw....ah here is one. Ok something to bit into...check...something to wrap around my arm...check...something scorching hot to carax the wound...check...Im getting myself an IHand
PowerStruggle555 9 months ago 8
"Yeah, of course."
USA4July1776 2 months ago 7