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Happy For You
I got a call from my ex today
Telling me she got engaged
She only told me to hurt me
Cause that's how she was and she still hasn't changed
She said sweetie aren't you happy for me?
Ya know I'd be happy for you
I said if happy for you means I hate you
Then I'm happy for you
If crying all night means I'm out getting drunk
Then I've been crying too
I know you're only calling to make you feel good
And see if I'm blue
So if happy for you means I hate you
Then I'm happy for you
And she told me bout the new guy
And his big corporate job
He's got a fancy car
And he ain't not slob
And she wouldn't shut up
About the size of his hands
She asked me if I knew what she meant and then
she said
Honey aren't you happy for me?
Ya know I'd be happy for you
I said if happy for you mean I hate you
Then I'm happy for you
If jealous of you means I'm out getting laid
Then I've been jealous too
I know you're only talking to make you feel good
And see if I'm blue
So if happy for you means I hate you
Then I'm happy for you
Why can't you
Get on with your life
You keep coming round
To tear my heart with a knife
You don't want me back
Ya just want me your way
I'm happy you called
So you could hear me say
If happy for you means I hate you
Then I'm happy for you
If crying all night means I'm out getting drunk
Then baby I've been crying too
I know you're only calling to make you feel good
And see if I'm blue
So if happy for you means I think you're a jerk
If happy for you mean get out of my life
If happy for you means I hate you
Then I'm pretty sure
No, I'm a hundred percent positive that I'm happy for you
jaron does it again
TheIntimidator388 1 year ago 11
Freaking hilarious! As good as or better than Pray for You!
siciliandefense21 11 months ago 8