PBR Coffin, Skull Bong & Blind Dining

The ancient Egyptians used to bury their dead with their most prized earthly posessions. This guy takes it to a whole new level. Bill Bramanti of South Chicago Heights, Illinois, has decided to be buried inside his most prized posession. He has created a coffin which takes the exact shape and form of his favorite trendy brew, "Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer." Talk about a death wish. Mr. Bramanti, 5-feet 9-inches tall, weighing a whopping 280 pounds, and at the age of 67, Bramanti has already tried out the coffin and can't wait to kick the bucket. He'll really be the death of the party. Muah, hah-hah-hah-hah!

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Grave-keepers. They're nice quiet guys who keep the grave a respectful environment where the dead can rest in piece. But this next story involves a site where there obviously was no such job. In Houston, Texas, a group of teenagers dug up a secluded grave, removed the skull of the boy from the coffin and converted it into a bong. The grave was of an 11-year old boy who died in 1921. I am sure that the ghost of that boy will haunt the lives of these three boys for the rest of their lives. I know I would have if it would have been my body.

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A blind date. Its was a scary experience, being set up with a girl who I had never met and trying to generate a conversation. The night didn't turn out to well, but I can't imagine if the date would have been a real "blind" date. In Zürich, Switzerland, there is a new restauraunt "Blinde Kuh" which means "Blind Cow" in German. The restauraunt is like many other restauraunts around the world, except for one small difference: It is pitch black! I mean the inside of the restauraunt literally looks like this: (Picture of Black). Scary? Fun? Or Scary fun? This man described how his other senses where heightened because of the fact that he could not see and he learned the true value of sight. I would definitely recomend this unique dining experience to those who are looking to spice up their night.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• PBR
• Coffin
• Skull
• Bong
• Blind
• Dining

[geekyvince]

your jokes were very corny. You should really tone it down, or just get new writers.

[x666bored666x]

we didnt actualy smoke from the skull, how many times do i ahve to tell ppl this

[Bongtasia]

hahahahahah "blind date" crazy imagine the end of the night having a nice time walk out the doors and sauce and food all over you and make-up smeared and your date end up bing crazy ugly with only two green teeth

[Bongtasia]

please when i die i dont mind if you make a bong out of my skull....would be cool as hell actually =D i should put that in my will lol my last request 0o0o0ooo

[Victory0404]

War itself has a life !!!!

There is no open war in the world history !!!!

Osama bin Laden takes advantage of American democracy !!!!

Osama takes advantage of stupid Democrats !!!!

Obama and Hillary are no-brainers !!!!

Stupid populists and defeatists !!!!

They are deceiving Americans !!!!

[Nndankn]

well its was an openminded kid so he might not haunt them so evilly

[duckhunter4ever29]

yup

[pacepave]

why was that scary?

i was expecting halloween stuff.

[xOrc446]

Your such a TOOL!