Alert icon
We're changing our privacy policy. This stuff matters.  Learn more  Dismiss

Sensitive Emo Chef

Loading...

Sign in or sign up now!
774,120
Loading...
Alert icon
Sign in or sign up now!
Alert icon

Uploaded by on Nov 3, 2008

**Get NEW sensitive chef merchandise!** http://www.cafepress.com/daveyboyz

The more he bakes, the more he weeps. He's an EMO chef!

http://www.daveyboyz.co.uk

Lyrics:
The more I look into this soup
The more my heart it yearns for you
The more I chop this Artichoke
The more I wish to give up hope
The more I grill this juicy steak
The more I think of my mistakes
The more I toast this seedless bun
The more I wonder what have I done?

A table spoon of sadness
A dash of discontent
Sprinkle on some memories
That you'll never forget
Two cups of anger
And an ounce of regret
Mix it all together
It's The Sensitive Chef!

The more I feed the human race
The more I need your warm embrace
The more I use this rolling pin
The more I wish to touch your skin
The more I bake this chocolate cake
The more I want to kiss your face
The more I grate this Cheddar cheese
The more I fall on to my knees

I'm a sensitive chef, I cry when I bake
I'm a sensitive chef, with tears on my steak
I'm a sensitive chef, with my pots and pans
I'm a sensitive chef, and no-one understands.

Performed by Daveyboyz http://www.youtube.com/daveyboyz

Filmed and Edited by Edward Frizzelle http://www.youtube.com/rogermoore3

Lyrics/music by Michael Aranda http://www.youtube.com/michaelaranda and Daveyboyz

  • likes, 501 dislikes

Link to this comment:

Share to:

Top Comments

  • Im pretty sure 487 people were sensitive emo's

  • Um. That's mozzarella cheese.

see all

All Comments (2,868)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • hes emo cuz hes a man in a kitchen :(

  • lol ///__^

  • ew, fag

  • @CoconutBoba YES I WAS BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS :|

  • @glynhoyland Why on earth would you WANT to be emo? That's a big mistake, hurting yourself and labeling yourself isn't right.

  • Its kinda how i feel but i still laugh 0_0

  • @meganclark1111 Cus you people are still sleaping, while some others woke up already! They see how the world actually is! You will only understand it when you die. But than ofcrs it will be too late! Or you might wake up and realize how the world actually is.

  • f**k these STUPID ADVERTS GET RID OF THEM AGHHHHH

  • you said rolling pin like a russian aha :P

  • ze more i see this video, the more i want to turn emo ):

View all Comments »
Loading...
0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more