Uploaded by TheOnion on Feb 12, 2009
Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
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OMG! I say "cool beans" and give hugs all the time...talk about hitting me hard! Thank gawd it's the Onion!
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162 people are annoyingly cheerful
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Really!! Do they really want people depressed. Oh I get it, then when the drug they sold to get them depressed they can go on and sell them the drug for depression. Man what has are we becoming....
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Seriously this should be handed to every audience member of the Ellen Degeneres Show lol
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I'm going to watch this again, and again, and again, and again. I am so _ing sick of the happy police telling me to cheer up the assholes.
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What the fucking hell
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"The natural way to feel shitty: Junk Food And Sitting On Your Ass!" LOL!!! Funny shit that only people who have a clue can laugh about!!!!
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@kissmybabytwo what's up with everyone thinking this is fake? It's serious.
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i thought the same thing=D
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superdumbshit 2 weeks ago 73
Will this help those teens who regularly get stoked?
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