Newsroom / FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

this is awesome!!! hope they get it in Canada soon ^^.

LOL common! this is like saying to ppl there's no hope just give up with this damn pill
FRICK! just LEAVE the happy people be freakin happy who-the-freakin-cares!
what if they're cheerful 24/7 they can make up for the less optimistic.
JUST .IMO. >: O

Studies have shown the annoyingly cheerful have a much lower life expectancy due to freak accidents at the hands of loved ones. Reach out to these people before their brakes suspiciously fail!

This is one of my favs.

I know so many people like 'Nina'. I wish there was something we could give them to close their mouths.

dude i gotta get me some of that

I need to get myself thousands of doses of this magical new drug an a slingshot.

Also, before any of the idiots who constantly go on and on about "i can't b3leve people think ths r reul!!!" I do know this is fake.

People, who use systematics for the psyche are commonly suffering from a combination of F24 and F73 according to the criteria of the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems in its tenth edition -- ICD-10. In the first draft of the ICD-11 system the combination of F24 and F73 becomes the new coding F100 -- pharmaceutical industry induced delusional disorder.

critics say natural treatments can just as effectively crush the soul. lmao

Ha ha... I wondered what happened to Bobby Batista

"Interacting with Kinkos employee"

mann how does the onion come up with such things???? haha