FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.

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[Okami Amaterasu]

Cool beans.

[BockClock]

fucking perfect execution of the f-bomb there, was not expecting it

[Jigglydorf Puffcroft]

Corn syrup, white bread and a total lack of exercise. Pizza is a good substitute for white bread.

[Tiny Speck]

finally.

[DDaniel20067]

Fuck yeah!



[squamish4244]

I have met several people who have transformed themselves through meditation practice...it is surreal how stable they are.

[wiadroman]

Agreed, as the old adage goes "only children and idiots are always happy", those are not fake.

[mrboomvadaboom]

Oh hey look, my original version.

[ECL28E]

(Insert Pinkie Pie joke here)

[Matt Dolloff]

Rob Lowe's character on Parks & Recreation could use this.

[MIchael Miller]

I know right?

[kztar621]

I know people that need this.