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I love the natural solution! lmao! A diet consisting entirely of corn syrup and white bread along with a total lack of exercise!
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isn't this called meth?
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blonds will be given this first HAHAHA
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Also, anti-psychotics. Some mood stabilizers or anti-psychotics balance both, making a depressed person feel happy or a manic feel calm.
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It sounds a lot like those mood stabilizers given to bipolar people...
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COOOOL BEANS!
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that guy is right, it is pretty fucking annoying...
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i know a girl who suffers from ACS(annoyingly cheerful syndrom) poor dear
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@GreenDay3213, lol
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What a great name. Despondex. lol
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No it's not. Everything that comes from the Onion is dead serious stuff.
you know what its like to be around these people... its pretty f#cking annoying. Lool