Hopkins Izzo

You know we work hard at Hopkins...we also like to blow off a little steam

Ladies and gentlemen, put our hands together for the astonishing...
(H to the izz-O,P K to the kizz-A)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the number one hospital in the country
18 times...come and find us...
Thanks for coming out tonight.
You coulda been treated anywhere in the world, but you're here with us
We appreciate that...uuunnnh...

H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Johns the first name, don't forget the S
Was servin' em by that school with the Terrapins
Go to work for em
Diagnosing their ills, what was hurtin' em.
Breaks and bleeds, bone screws and tourniquets
Chest pain - tell me how bad the burning gets
H to the izz-O, P K I N S
Pain got you crippled? Let me give you a whipple!
They gave you two bypass, lets go for the triple
I read it in a book once, made it look pretty simple
Make it look easy, like House MDeezy
Now I walk with a limp even though it looks cheesy
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Not playin', this is me sayin'
Respect for the healers from under the dome
Bring it home...our stethoscopes' plated in chrome

[CHORUS]
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Fo' sho you know we got them MDs who train to excess
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
That things sterile, stand with your hands UP!
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Johns the first name, say it with an S
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
That things sterile, stand with your hands UP!

Holla at me...
Bring it from Baltimordor, what these words for
Witness like Jehova we gonna bring it right to your door
Transfusing this slack crap of medical rap
Bring it back, put Hopkins on the map
The time and the skill, that's two things we lack
Just underscoring all of the books that we crack
Just underscoring us, how you feel bout that?
You think I mean the boards? I'm talking bout the track.

[CHORUS]

Yeah...
3 things you learn when you walk through these doors
One, here at Hopkins living legends walk the floors
Walked in the hospital saw Carson's gifted hands
Had to stop...jizzed in my pants, 2
Barely making pass is a cause for elation
Even if you study til you lose all sensation
Number 3, c'est la vie, is important information
Dating + MedSchool = contraindication
You and me, all night in the anatomy lab
I'll wear that nice cologne so it wont smell so bad
You know they keep it cold, hold her close so she don't shiver
Make her quiver, when you give her a sliver of liver
To pass or to fail, it's our only care
If you feel me, double glove your hands, two pair
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Making the grade, like Gatorade, it's just in us.

[CHORUS]

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[tssme]

dating + med school = contraindication. bwahaha...unfortunately, i learned that the hard way. Still, P = MD right?

[VennWearsPrada]

gay

[lawboy200348]

LOVE IT!!

Blue 4 life!

'03.

[sstrong2]

This is genius.

[kubelikproductions]

Amazing...

:-)

[robertwalters]

at the very end when they put on their glasses the dude at the left just has normal glasses on, LOL

[wcheng29]

Ahh, the days of Reed Hall. Glad to see it hasn't changed...--walter cheng MD '04

[jps332]

I smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins

[hseloni1]

amaaaazing

[mvanlandingham]

2 pairz of sunglasses! ROFLcopter.

For the record, "Baltimordor" was all me.

MEvL