Drunk Moms, WOOOO!

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Full transcript of my video:

As if drinking and drivings not bad enough but if you're drinking and driving with your kids in the back, you should probably rethink your life.

Hey, What's up?

So two mothers decided to go out drinking and driving, the one mother had an 18 (eighteen) month old baby and the other mother had a 4 (four) year-old and a 14 (fourteen) year old.

And the first mother, she decided when she was going drinking and driving, that she would just leave her 18 (eighteen) month old at home alone, cause you know,18 months, you can fend for yourself at that age.

But the other mother she's way more reasonable she decided to take her 4 (four) year-old and 14 (fourteen) year old along for the drunken drive.

I can't believe this woman could leave her baby home alone.

That's f**ked up.

Of course the baby called the cops and was like "you yo yo I'm a real smart cop and sh*t and my mom, she got all drunk and sh*t and she left me alone and sh*t.

I don't even know what I'm talking about.

I can't believe how some people treat their kids like their pets, you know, this woman was probably like "naw she's just home in the cage don't worry about it she'll be fine."

Cause you know one day you're going to leave your baby home alone and some ones gonna break into your house and be like "what should I take; the TV, the DVD player, or that BABY over there! I hear you get a lot for babies on the black market."

So of course these mothers got pulled over for drinking and driving and the one mother that was driving she didn't even have a license and on top of that the car that she was driving wasn't even insured.

So not only are you drinking and driving with your kids in the back but your drinking and driving without even knowing how to f**king drive in the first place.

F**K people piss me off.

These 2 (two) mothers don't even understand what they have though. You know how many couples out there would love to be able to have just one kid but they can't do it because of some sort of medical problem and you 2 (two) are out f**king putting your kids lives at risk.

There's tons of couples that would love to have children, like gay couples. They would love to get pregnant and shoot a baby out there pee hole but they cant because it's just not physically possible.

Sure they can adopt but nobody can ever love their adopted child as much as their real child, that's probably why my parents never told me I was adopted but I'm pretty sure I was because they don't love me.

I wanna know what happened when these mothers got pulled over drinking and driving, it was probably just like;
Police officer 1 (one):
"maim you are clearly drinking and driving you need to step out of the vehicle."

Drunk mom:
"Ummmm if you let me out of this ticket my 14 (fourteen) year-old will suck your"

Pervert cop:
"Alright deal!"

Police officer 1(one):
"NO DAN NO! What have I told you! NO!"

Pervert cop:
"OK I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle maim."

Police officer 1(one):
"And what do you say Dan?"

Pervert cop:
*Sigh* "I'm sorry I'm such a f**king pervert."


So I wanna know, if you were a ninja what would your ninja name be and like what would your super ninja power be?

Leave a comment or a video response and let me know what your ninja name would be or ninja power or ninja name and power.

And thumbs up this video because if you do, uh, I'll show you my b00bs, unless you don't want to see my b00bs then I'll, show you my b00bs.

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[notohaterz]

OMG!!! you are like so protective of children and stuff thats cool mann!!

[thomas77021]

IM SO STONED WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW ITS STARING TO MAKE SENCE LOL

[Dillon1225]

FUCKING OBAMA. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT FAT FUCKING BANKERS ON WAL-STREET ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH FLUFFEETALKS. FUCK YOU!

[jeppoboy3000]

WeedKick is my ninja name. And i would shoot weed out my ass

[JonnBeta]

@freddykrueger971 I didn't o.O

[freddykrueger971]

@JonnBeta why are u lol

[TheSt00ner]

@thomas77021 lol always watch fluffee stoned, and your like he's so right lol.

[JonnBeta]

why are there people still responding to the question when this video is almost 2 years old??

[PurpleZebras823]

I can tell your canadian bc of the way you say sorry x3

[JustinFrostt]

You remind me of Jude from 6teen.

[blackluster901]

Hey I've seen you use the name "Dan" as a police officer name before. Like the one video with the really ugly woman who the cab driver wouldn't have sex with?

[MrTaeRox]

Ninja Name: Ninja.