Priest joke

Twelve Italian priests were about
to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line
up in a straight row, totally nude,
in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,
big breasted, nude model danced
before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached
to his weenie, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when
she danced in front of them would
not be ordained because he had not
reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before
the first candidate with no reaction..
She proceeded down the line with
the same response from all the
priests until she got to the final
priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his
bell began to ring so loudly that it
flew off, clattering across the
ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly
scrambled to where the bell came
to rest. He bent over to pick it up....

and all the other bells started to ring.


-kenneth

Category:

Comedy

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[kenneth1lian]

SWEET!! YOU USED MY JOKE! THANKS DANNY!!!!

[capri424sun]

oh my gosh sooo funny!! best joke so far!

[SuperJoziah]

@Mrjd9876 carlos was the stright one and the other priests were gay

[pmq123]

Omg I love your family if that is your family, their reaction made me laugh so hard.

[Mrjd9876]

i dont get it, sorry but can someone explain it to m?

[sangvinic]

awesome!

[sillybumfluff]

oops he dropped the soap

[amsid900]

who are those people, family?

[amsid900]

thanks danny, AMAZING JOKE!!!!

[0shakz0]

Lool

[5CAUSEofORDER5]

i dont get it ):