Crank That Pipettor

After the last final of their undergraduate education, some students drink; others make music videos.

Lyrics:

Who is scientist? And what in the heck is that stance?
Who's scientist?!

Brew! Scientist, ppm
Hey, I got a new stance for you called the scientist.
Brew.
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right.

(Chorus)
Scientists from head to toe
Watch me crank that, point three mol,
Watch me crank that pipettor
Then suction up real slow
Now watch me brew
Crank that pipettor
Now watch me brew
Crank that pipettor
Now watch me brew
Crank that pipettor
Now watch me brew
Crank that pipettor
Scientists from head to toe
Watch me crank that, point three mol,
Watch me crank that pipettor
Then suction up real slow
Now watch me brew
Crank that pipettor
Now watch me brew
Crank that pipettor
Now watch me brew
Crank that pipettor
Now watch me brew
Crank that pipettor

Scientists from head to toe
Watch me crank that heating block
Four degrees below
After two minutes of heat shock

Burned flesh, Now watch me, doc
Stocking all them waterbaths
When I dump biohazards
I lean to the left so I avoid
those fumes

Notes on towel I do, paper towel I use
And when I get to writing
Around the clock I do, around the clock I do

You catch me at the laboratory
Yes I slave there every day
Culprits get mad cause
I got me their DNA

(Chorus)

Suction up that flow
Suction up real slow
Pipette in mol bio lab
To get a match for John Doe

Culprits wanna beat me
Scientist, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying I'm a dead man, man
Watch me chew it, watch me chew it
Glance, glance
Let me to it, let me to it.

ACTGTAC
GTACAGT
Labeling with dNTPs
Man that data's ugly

(Chorus)

Make sure you pipette real slow
Don't contaminate control
'cross the street from Roosevelt
It's John Jay mol bio

John Jay mol bio
John Jay mol bio
John Jay mol bio
John Jay mol bio

No gloves? and open toe shoes?
No way that you're coming through
Gloves goggles and real shoes is how scientists do it

Scientists do it
Scientists do it
Ah
(Chorus)

Brew
Ah Brew

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Molecular Biology
• Forensic Science
• Crank That Pipettor
• Mol Bio
• FOS
• David Geliebter

[MsAxe42]

all i can say 2 that is i will kill rina. i left myself logged on @ her house. i just put in the "love it!!!!!" she did the rest. I WILL MURDER HER!!!!!!!

[DavidGeliebter]

@MsAxe42 1) You already have enough questionable material stated under your name. I don’t suggest announcing murder as well.

2) Why did it take you more than a week to realize that Rina was writing comments under your name?

3) I don’t know if I know who Rina is.

[MsAxe42]

& no. i don't classify that as creepy either.

[DavidGeliebter]

@MsAxe42 , you focused too much on my face in the video and not enough on the plot of the video. As the lyrics of the video implied, I majored in forensic science, as in figuring out identities of people. Finding your identity was thus a cinch, Friedman.

[MsAxe42]

i really like the hot guy w/ the blond hair. friend of urs?

[DavidGeliebter]

@MsAxe42 Something like that.

Do I know you?

[totalhottie101rm]

3) u don't know me. lets keep it that way. this was a joke. i'm sorry it got outta hand. just 4get about it.

[MsAxe42]

i may look like a total creep, but i'm really not. i'm just a psychopathic killer. no in all seriousness: i love you! plz marry me.

[MsAxe42]

@DavidGeliebter i don't know if i know u, but i think that guy is so fucking hot. who is he?

[DavidGeliebter]

@MsAxe42 I'm glad you like it.