Auto-Tune the News #12: weed. lesbian allegaytions.

The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire rousing choruses from concerned/excited news personalities.

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The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it
Then supersize it
Right now, now, now
$4,000 an ounce
That's way too much
$400 an ounce
That's ten times the blunts
We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now

That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal
For the needy people
Right now, now, now
Does it lead to harder drugs?
No more than cigarettes
No, absolutely not
It leads to happiness
We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now

A photo of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball
Uh, uh...
That's been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach
Or something like that
The immediate implication is that they're gay
That's all, I've, I've known that for a long time
And as soon as I saw that picture
I knew the implication:
She's gay, she's gay!
I saw the allegation:
she's gay, she's gay!
Her sexual orientation
Significant in her confirmation
Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian)
Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay, gay lesbian)
Is she gaaay? (GAY)
Is she gaaay? (GAY)
Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian)

Gay, gay, gay, gay like two men sunbathing together on a beach (3x)
Or something like that
The White House denies her gayness
But she got Village People on her iPod playlist

::laughing/chuckling/chortling::

There's nothing wrong with a little levity
When we're short on thoughts and long on brevity

::bantering::

Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian)......
we're having a conversation
about the implication
of sexual orientation
a silly allegation
of extreme exaggeration
and pointless information
when it comes to confirmation

You would have to smooooke
14 joints in 1960
Today minus 50
To get just as hiiiigh
As in 2010 with just 1 joint
Goin back in time always disappoints
Isn't that amazing?
It's gonna be crazy in 2060

If we legalize marijuana
It would be a very dark day
In California
Dark with smooooke
Very bad idea
Would it balance our budget?
It would not!
Half of voters favor legalizing pot
If we legalize marijuana
It would be a dark, dark day
Very bad!
A dark, dark best day I'd ever have
A dark, dark, dark, dark, dark dark day.

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[Hawk Naea]

he sees a potential lesbian and the first thing that comes to his mind is two men sunbathing on the beach together.

[bekkkks]

Totally underrated with only 6 million views. This is genius.

[MaddyxMadness]

The soda XD

[MrLogiebogie12]

Megyn kelly I find really hot

[juneya33]

lol i just saw how they spelled it..."allegaytions"

[XavadLlad]

because only homosexuals engage in these activities. This also means my mom, who played softball her whole life, is a lezzie. She's not going to take this well, as she's pretty anti-gay marriage.

[XavadLlad]

OMG Youtube I'm gay and didn't even know it! Me and my friend have gone to the beach twice this month, sunbathed, played frisbee and drank a few beers (on the DL) in the warm California sun.

[MrFirstandonly]

EXELLENT!

[tommym726]

This might be me being an Englishman not understanding American traditions but how is a woman playing softball the same as two men sunbathing on a beach?

[Zan Erickson]

Someone needs tobmake a then bout of her laugh "haha, haha, haha, haha,