Enjoy a nice adventure with shmalex schwoolf, as she spends a quiet evening at home hammered.
No animals, lady gaga's, or bull fitted caps were injured during this experimentation.
And no real alcohol was consumed, by the standards of your imagination.
*And for the love of God do not call that hotline number.
You're a fuckin' Goddess.
<3 ~ Emily
FiresideRechauffe 5 months ago