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South Park - J.Lo (Cartman's left hand)-Taco Flavored Kisses

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Uploaded by on Nov 26, 2007

South Park
Season 7 Episode 5
Watch the full episode here (Updated) :
http://xepisodes.com/south-park/season-7/episode-5-fat-butt-and-pancake-head/


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Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

Baby, let's make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

I need to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll take off my top.
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo.

Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in every way.
You bring light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

oh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?
Those tacos sure look good!
I'm just Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!

What the hell is wrong with you!?
You chulos can't even keep a beat!
I deserve better than this!
I am Hennifer Hlopez!
Where's my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you stupid bitch!!

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  • JLo's best work.

  • Who doesn't like tacos?

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  • you almost make me forget all about TACOS!...oh tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me moar ^_^

  • I looooove this!!!

    Just FYI @JSM9393 when you write "chulo" she's actually saying "cholo"

  • haha the 4th song hahahaha

  • lol

  • U almost mske me forget about Tacos oohhh tacos so good in my tummy ummy ummy give me more

  • tummy yummy yummy give me more! =)

    

  • This episode was pretty damn racist but funny as f*ck! I mean, just hilarious. And J Lo is a stuck up b!tch anyway. She deserved to be made fun of. This episode was perfeeect spectacularrr in every way LMAO!

  • I lol'd so fucking hard. I'm on pristiq and it makes me happy <.<

  • my god, is this j-lo? she's become a pretty damn good singer!

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