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COFFEE MAKES ME POO (Taryn Southern) - Official Music Video (Comedy)

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Uploaded on Nov 23, 2011

If coffee makes you poo, spread the word - http://clicktotweet.com/Qe30L- and download the song on iTunes! http://bit.ly/OnMyFace

BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO: http://bit.ly/uS3MFH

Thank you for all your comments/likes and of course, SUBSCRIBING to my channel!

My Main Channel: http://bit.ly/TarynSouthern
My iPhone/Vlog Channel: http://bit.ly/tarynvlogs
Write On My Wall! http://www.facebook.com/tarynsouthern
Tweet Me! http://www.twitter.com/tarynsouthern

Directed/written/produced by Taryn Southern
http://www.tarynsouthern.com

DP/Editor/Producer:
Michael Livingston - http://www.youtube.com/breakfastfordi...

Production Coordinator/Behind the Scenes:
Brian Marzan - http://www.youtube.com/LifesNotFunnyF...

Track by www.RockItPro.com - they are awesome! Check them out!

Song Mixed by Will Forbes -
http://www.arkatonemusic.com

Special Thanks:
Vaughn Fry- http://www.youtube.com/VaughnFry

LYRICS:

I wake up in the morning
feelin' kinda bloated
there's a pressure in my belly
hell, let's not sugar coat it

I'm all backed up
and I need to take a poo
but there's no release in sight
I don't know what to do.

So I eat lotsa veggies
and fiber cereal
But nothin' will dispose
Of all my raw material

So I make myself a cup,
sixteen ounces of joe,
and just like magic,
it starts the flow
CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo


VERSE 2:

Yo, I aint the only one
Who know coffee makes you poo
Listen to the experts
Cuz what they say is true

According to wiki
When you drink in moderation
Due to paristalsis,
Coffee prevents constipation

Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
Wanna know how they stay thin
Coffee pushes out what's in

I'll never understand
why people choose to quit
when coffee tastes so good
and it helps you take a sh*t

CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, it's true

BRIDGE:

Now at 8am
if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
I make my coffee fully loaded
By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......

CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo


Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo

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  • max maniacs

    I never knew poo could be so beautiful :3

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  • Rick schiffer

    There's nothing sexier than a woman who is confident of pooing and singing about it.

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  • Proudmule1

    Hmmm. This vid as an odd odor about it.

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  • illusineer pickler

    Spongebob!

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  • Laura Vacancy

    You really remind me of Katie Cassidy. Gorgeous girl and a gorgeous song. No kidding.

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  • Andreas Imhof

    yeah......... Thats kinda nasty

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  • retr0freak

    She is awesome

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  • Trethebestone L

    yo thats nasty

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  • Syakirah Irdhina Sirajuddin

    PLMAO

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  • prettybabyinpink

    Lmao!

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  • Adam Chomey

    There should also be a cup.

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