Econ Project 2008: Fountain of Youth

Do you feel ugly, tired and old? Well other people find that offensive, so you don't have to be. Just purchase the "Fountain of Youth" and you will become beautiful and young. Remember if your ugly and or old, you will go nowhere in life!

*Starring:
Patrick Lynch
Justin Yi
Michael Suwa
Bobby Lee
Joshua Morris
WA

*Produced and Edited by:
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Torrance High Economics Project 2008- Mrs. Gasset

Side effects may include:

Nausea
Upset stomach
Diarrhea
Drowsiness
Dizziness
Lightheadedness
Difficulty with coordination
Chest pains
Memory problems
Thinking your Indiana Jones
Suicidal Thoughts
Depression
Aggressive behavior
Agitation
Chapped lips
Hallucinations
Zombie like Behavior
Wrinkles
Water retention
Fatigue
Muscle Tension
Vomiting
Dry mouth
Black outs
Sweating
Swelling of Brain tissue
Hair loss
Anemia
And in rare and common cases Death

Category:

Science & Technology

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