Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 17: Not So Frequently Asked Questions

Ursula (or at least a cartoon bear/kitten version of her)answers the questions nobody asked.

TRANSCRIPT:

Hello, folks. Ursula Hitler here. I've been really gratified by the response so far to Inside Ursula Hitler's Head. It's only been a week since I started the series, but I've already gotten hundreds of hits. Fantastic!

It's possible that some of you have questions about this series and the girl who created it, so I've decided to do a NSFAQ, or not-so-frequently asked questions.

Question one. Why are you called Ursula Hitler?
I actually address this in episode three of the series. That really says all I care to say about this, other than to reiterate that I'm not a nazi and never meant to offend anybody.

Question two. Did you design the characters in this series yourself?
No. I am an artist, but all of the characters I use in these cartoons were designed by the creators of xtranormal.com, a website that lets you create your own animated cartoons with amazing ease.

Question three. Are you British?
No. I'm American. I gave Mr. Meany an English accent, and now I'm giving myself one, purely because the British accents provided by xtranormal.com are often easier to understand than the American ones.

Question four. Sometimes the voices in your cartoons are hard to understand. Can you do anything about that?
I can only use the voices provided by xtranormal. However, I have transcribed a lot of the cartoons. Over on the right there, click on the button that says more info.

Question five. I like the ones where Mr. Meany gets turned into a girl. Will we see more of those?
I'm sure we will. As a tranny, I never get tired of stories where boys magically become girls. Unfortunately, this is a plot I'll have to use sparingly. For one thing, if I turned Meany into a girl too often, it would get boring and repetitious. For another, xtranormal.com doesn't provide a lot of girl characters to change Meany into.

Question six. Meany and Sweetie seem to spend a lot of time in their room. Why don't they go outside more?
Xtranormal.com only provides a few backgrounds. If they make more, or start allowing users to generate their own backgrounds, I'll definitely take Meany and Sweetie outside more. Also, as of now these characters can't move their feet to walk, costume options are limited and there are no props. Hopefully that will change soon.

Question seven. Who the hell are you anyhow, Ursula Hitler?
I describe myself as a writer, artist and transvestite adventurer. I live in Los Angeles with my longtime girlfriend.

Question eight. Wait a minute. Girlfriend? Aren't you gay? Your cartoons seem really gay!
Actually, I'm bi. I mostly like girls, but there are things about guys I like too. As Jerri Blank would say, I like the pole AND the hole.

Question nine. Was all that stuff in the one cartoon about you being sick the truth?
Almost all of it, yes. For reasons unknown I have a really, really crappy immmune system, and I get sick a lot. I do not actually have irritable spleen or summer quinsy. But give me time.

Question ten. Who are you more like, Sweetie or Meany?
I aspire to be sweetie, but I'm afraid I have too much Meany in me. Perhaps you can relate.

Question eleven. Are you supposed to be a little kitten or a bear cub, or what?
I'm guessing I'm a kitten. But honestly, I have no fucking idea.

That's all for now. If you have questions or comments, you can reach me by writing to my name at yahoo.com. Thanks for watching!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• xtranormal
• Ursula
• Hitler
• cartoon
• weird
• funny
• tranny

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Damn it. I posted that last response to the wrong comment! Anyway, much as I'd love to take these characters to different locations, the backgrounds offered by Xtranormal are pretty limited. No sex toy shops, sadly.

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Hon, I've never accused YOU of sucking mule balls... Everybody else on my LJ friendslist, on the other hand...

[bonto7]

+LOLOLOLOLOLOO9LO9LOLOLO9L9LLL­O.OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BAIR THING

[Madcapism]

I've been an Ursula Hitler fan for years. She's the best of the best!

~Mrs. Plink

[yowler123]

Fantastic 5/5

[aaaaicit2]

So, I will continue to enthusiastically view and comment and if you want to believe I'm your stalker or something that's okay as long as it's meant as a term of endearment.

Have a good night and a pleasant tomorrow.

Oh. One more thing. I think the pair should visit a sex toy shop. Perhaps I'm very very perverted. Another location I would like to see them visit is a pet shop.

Adios senorita!