how to drive a hummer in iraq

this is how the us army in iraq drives their hummer in Baghdad

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• iraq
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• us
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• iraqis
• retards
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• arabs
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• george
• bush
• soldiers

[haloman212011]

How much would it suck coming to back to the states and having to readjust to driving after being able to drive like that?

[javielo1974]

Who sais this is about humour? If they don't drive this way, and have to stop behind any car, they would last days alive in there.

[grumpyman2]

@haggyadaszt I'm also done talking to you, if you want to learn more about how your accusations are stupid and uneducated please read a (true) book about the Iraq or Gulf Wars, or fucking go there, like I did; then you can tell me about how little I know about it.. I recommend "One Bullet Away" by Nathaniel Fick.

[grumpyman2]

@haggyadaszt Oh, really? What do you know that nobody else does? Yes, Iraq is a shithole. It was a shithole before, too. What's changed? Now there are more guns on the side of the good guys. Nobody appreciates it because they're too busy with the pathetic trend of hating America.

Patriotism is a love and devotion to one's country. I love my country enough that I both defend her and criticize her as needed. If you have a problem with my country at least give a reason other than calling me stupid.

[haggyadaszt]

@grumpyman2

sorry I didn't know I'm talking to a guy from kindergarten :)

All you see from the world is what they are showing you in the news and the movies. You believe what your government wants you to believe.

Don't talk to me about patriotism if you are from the US and has no fucking idea what that word means. You don't know what it feels like to live in an invaded country, but you invade other countries, killing who disagrees with you shouting "get the fuck out of the way".

[grumpyman2]

@haggyadaszt

1 Saw one car get a dent. Small price to pay for us defending them from being blown the fuck up by radical Muslims. Do you hear them honking the whole time? That means "GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY." They didn't.

2 You obviously don't even know what war is about, coming from some backwater Eastern European country with no army and no patriotism. Leeches like you hate on America all the damn time, but I've never once seen one of you compare yourselves to America, because you would lose.

[haggyadaszt]

@grumpyman2

1. yes I see damage, check again if you don't

2. I am sure I can do better, but I would never join the US Army, because I'm not a brainwashed retarded zombie who are stuck in their child hood dreams, playing GI Joe. (maybe, instead of zombies you call them 0.1 ton war machines?) LOL

[grumpyman2]

@haggyadaszt Do you see any damage to the cars? Do you know that in a Hummer you can practically fucking DRIVE OVER civilian cars? But they aren't, are they? They're tapping the cars away from them as lightly as you possibly can in a fully loaded, 2.5 ton war machine. If you think you can do better, by all means join the US Army. You won't last a day.

[haggyadaszt]

american assholes. Don't come with the shitty excuse that they wouldn't survive to drive slower.

Those poor people were saving for a lifetime to afford a shitty car from the 80's for the family. 

[GnRSlash88]

LMFAO he rear-ended the fucker

[BUCEnGAR]

This is how most women in the US drive to work every morning.

[MrCooliebie]

FAIL