The year is 2021 and Justin Bieber's career has taken a beating. He is no longer smooth with the ladies, doesn't have the body only a 16 year old can have, and still lives with his mom. He needs money to get his career back on track.
Future Justin Bieber makes an infomercial offering his services of showing up at parties. Pool parties, birthday parties, frat parties...you name it. Act now and get a free punch to the stomach! That's right, you get to punch him in the stomach at no extra charge.
Call 1-555-HELP-BIEBER
Our debut album is now available on iTUNES, AMAZON, and CDBABY! All under $9.99!
Hear your favorite hits any time you want, and find some new favorites!
Help support us so we can continue to make liquid gold!
Thanks! -FGP
HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE
tailoredplus 1 month ago
o shut up u haters! this will never happen
futuremrsjdbieber 6 months ago
fat bieber. ha
HAHAHEHEHOHO17 1 year ago
lol 10 years annd his ball still haven't dropped
FusedGamers 1 year ago
JB is a gay and a FAG
TheMike2233 1 year ago
JB is a gay and a FAG
TheMike2233 1 year ago
JB is a 16 year-old gay.
brottymon 1 year ago
lol Let's hope it doesn't take 11 years for Bieber fever to dissipate. I give it 3 years....hopefully.
great1138 1 year ago