the badger project - chapter 1

Chapter 1
The badger project journey to badgerland


Once opon a boring time, a so fricken stupid fairytale boring time there lived a herd of badgers down by lake Ontario, the same lake me and my friend Kyle visit every summer to check on how the tide was going and if well we would skip stones all day and return to our homes by late evening, my name is Albert Einstein ok no it isn't its Jason Jackson and this is my life. When I went down to the lake this summer I discovered a weird creature that I thought was some sort of monster feces. I saw Kyle running towards me in disguast he said, "hey Jason whats that dinosaur skunk crap doing on the ground" by now I noticed that it wasn't any sort of feces because it was slowly moving away from us. It opened its eyes and I could tell that I found a badger. I told Kyle what we found he randomly starting hopping like a retarded rabbit on crack. I ask him "Kyle, what the hell are you doing" and weirdly he replied "badger, badger, badger, badger, badger mushroom, mushroom. I thought that my friend had something wrong with his brain but I ignored him. The badger turned around and mumbled "gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, splat". Me and Kyle shrugging not know what he was saying ran away screaming like raging idiots. Once I got home a badger found some way to get to my house he climbed into my room from my corner window and mumbled something like "sgurgle, squeak" I guess it noticed I was completely puzzled so he took a piece of paper from my desk and a pen and wrote "join us badgers in badgerland , we also like the Jonas brothers puzzled I mumbled "Jonas brothers really?" my sister dashed in my room and said "where!"

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[crazyradOo]

hmm i do like the jonas there pretty kool as for reading all the OMG lol its so random i love it you guys make me giggle

[MyBlackParade19]

lolz joe hit nick in the head lolz

[FredFan99]

Col they are my FAV!! Band