INSIDE URSULA HITLER'S HEAD 56: Furry, pt. 1

I'm restarting the "Furry" storyline, so as a refresher I've posted this slightly tweaked version of the original episode one.

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Sweetie: Hey, folks. Mr. Meany hasn't shown up yet, so I guess today I'll be doing the show alone... So, welcome to Sweetie's Pretty Pretty Princess Show! (Music.) On today's show...

Meany: Hang on, I'm here.

(Pull out to reveal Meany is a fish from the waist down.)

Sweetie: (Stunned.) Hello.

Meany: Sorry I'm late. I had a hell of a time getting up the stairs, as you can imagine.

Sweetie: Meany, you DO know that you've got..?

Meany: (Calm.) I have a fishtail, yes. I am aware.

Sweetie: OK. And just how, pray tell, did you aquire this fishtail?

Meany: I don't know. The damn thing just sort of grew. One minute I'm plain old two-legs Meany, then suddenly, bang... I'm half halibut.

Sweetie: Actually, I think you are half tuna. You smell just like my favorite order down at the sushi place.

Meany: Yes, very droll. Go ahead, have a good laugh at the fishboy.

Sweetie: I'm surprised you're not more upset. Normally when you get changed into weird stuff, you throw a big tantrum.

Meany: Well, I'm trying to be philosophical about it. After all, getting upset doesn't help anything. I just need to stay calm, and eventually it will all work out fine.

Sweetie: That's a very mature attitude.

Meany: Well, things could be worse... At least I'm still half me. I still have two hands and two eyes, and I can still talk. And best of all, for once I didn't get changed into a girl!

Sweetie: (Sad.) Oh, Meany... I wish you hadn't said that.

Meany: What do you mean..? (Realizes.) Oh, no

(With a little poof of pink sparkles, he changes into a girl from the waist up. He is now a full mermaid.)

Meany: (With his usual, male voice.) Oh, God damn it. I totally jinxed myself, didn't I?

Sweetie: Yep. Wow... Who's a tasty little fishy, then?

Meany: Sweetie, come on. I am in no mood for your teasing.

Sweetie: Sorry. I didn't mean to "bait" you.

Meany: Stop that right now, I mean it.

Sweetie: You know what this makes you, don't you?

Meany: Please... Don't say it. I'm begging you.

Sweetie: You are a mer-Meany.

Meany; God damn it. You know what? You can bite me.

Sweetie: I'd be glad to. Got any wasabi sauce?

Meany: You are a horrible person.

Sweetie: (Nods.) Yeah. Hee hee.

(Thanks to incompetech.com for Sweetie's Pretty Pretty Princess Show music.)

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Tags:

• xtranormal
• ursula
• hitler
• meany
• sweetie
• transformation
• TF
• tranny
• TG
• transgender
• M2F
• mermaid
• fish
• changing
• change
• transforming
• syren
• furry
• furries

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