House of FILTH - Winning song at Leeds JSoc Purim Talent Show 2009

Myself and Jonny Cooper perform a cover of Madness' 'House of Fun' to reflect our House of Filth that year!

Lyrics are:

On Brudenell Mount
There's a filthy house
Five Jewish Boys
And their dead pet mouse
Small lounge, no chairs
Nowhere to eat
the toilet stinks
cos we excrete

Screw washing up
Get the cleaner round
She'll do it all
Just for a few pounds
Pile up the bin
All over the floor
And once a month
Chuck it out the door

Welcome to the house of FILTH
The crap is everywhere
Welcome to the house of FILTH

Welcome to the sewage plant
we love it, so should you
Welcome to the house of..

N-n-n-n-n-n-no no Sir
I must profess
Because our house
Is a filthy mess
There's pasta and cheese
All over the floor
And on a good day
We'll just add more

Welcome to the house of FILTH
the crap is everywhere
Welcome to the sewage plant
we love it, so should you
Welcome to the house of FILTH

So many smells
When you just walk in
And most of them
come from the bin
Avoid the pizza crusts
Try not to make a fuss
We're proud of it
Yes we are!

Number thirty
The place to be
The laziest boys
That you'll ever see
Come round one day
And we'll jump on you
Take photographs
To prove its true!
Ask lori, george and miss petrook
And see the photos that we took!

Welcome to the house of FILTH
the crap is everywhere
Welcome to the house of FILTH
We do expect you to come round
No excuses
Thank you from the house of FILTH

Category:

Nonprofits & Activism

Tags:

• house of fun
• house of filth
• jsoc
• leeds
• leeds jsoc
• josh lee
• jonny cooper