Ryan Hennebury & Chris Feener - Gone Tits Up (A Weekend In GFW)

Lyrics:

Goin down 'da Kelly's on a Friday night,
Young at Heart is rockin' like they did in '89
B-line for 'da patio to see 'da 'bys
Smoke a scatter 'cigert while I watch the fights.

'Feller socked'a'nudder 'feller in d'face
'Nudder 'feller jumped him and he maga got raped!
Had enough 'uh 'dat gotta call a cab
Some 'da 'bys shoutin' "fuckin' jonesin' for a slab!"

Yeah, stumbles into Don's fuckin' 'tree AM
'Bys from windsor were already causin' mayhem
One 'feller went upside 'anudder's head
Pulled his green Choko coat up over his head

Scrambles out d'door tryin'd get out of sight
'Lard Jasus here comes Billy Ballard on his bike
Jumps aboard his trailer makes a dart to Main Street
Cravin' large wedge with some gravy and meat

Large wedge, some good... Deadly.... Gravy

'Feller socked'a'nudder 'feller in the guts
'Nudder 'feller jumped him fuckin' kicked him in the nuts
Had enough 'uh 'dat seen enough'a 'dis tonight
Went outside for a dart forgot me fuckin' light

Heading out to Mingles on a Saturday night
'Bies gets on 'wit it look out tonight
DJ Chad's trowin' down a maga hard beat
'Bies just lovin' it and maga on E.

Gettin' on d'grease for a broad to screw
Not much luck I guess she'll have do
Took 'er in d'batroom and I gave 'dat arse a slap
Sacred heart'a Jesus if I gets d'clap

Misses 'trew 'anudder misses cross d'floor
'Nudder misses jumped er' and she called 'er a whore
This is kinda hot buddy not gonna lie
But 'me ride's takin' off pan's free on one side

Headin' out to Rushy gonna 'trow on some 'Zah
Maybe tin'a weiners and some shitty cole slaw
Youngsters all home and nestled in bed
Hope I don't fall down the steps again

Misses found out I got greasy at the club
Told me to go fuck myself and get out of Dub
She took all me money and the keys to me truck
Land lightin' Lord tunderin' Jesus holy mother fuck

Wouldn't be country if I had good luck
Well my life's just as well as lying tits up
Lost d'youngsters, misses took em' out West
Just until I pass one sobriety test

Tits up

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chris
• feener
• ryan
• hennebury
• feenbury
• productions
• gone
• tits
• up
• weekend
• in
• gfw
• grandfalls
• grand
• falls
• windsor
• newfoundland
• dub

[mattcat234]

BAHAHAHAHA!!

[SliFlow]

hahaha mega laugh, spot on, wicked job bys

[RyanFalls]

That's actually how it goes, buddy

[Tinagleason]

AWESOME!!!



[grandfalls72]

good job , Smitty says keep it up he loved it

[MsSimslover123]

HAHAHAHA OH bi dis is awesome!

[pynn91]

hahahah sick



[iplaysdrumsyesido]

ahhhhahahahaha yes.