Take the Stinking Census - a TurtleShroom Public Service Announcement

This March, and in the months following, the United States will conduct her constitutionally mandated Census, as prescribed in Article One, Section Two of the Constitution.

I strongly urge you to fill out the ten questions and mail it back in the provided envelope. If you can't walk to a mailbox, take a pencil, fill out ten questions, and walk back to the mailbox, you may be on_welfare.

Don't be a Noob. Take the Census. The benefits are vast for your state. The Census allows for the allotment of seats in the House of Representatives. If you're a Republican state, think of the benefits! Texas, you could get up to four more Representatives; Georgia, you could get one, too! Democratic states, you've got a chance as well. Fill out the census and further your cause!

The Census is only done every ten years. Make this decade count and prove that you can do it without the nanny_state reminding you that you're getting a Census a week early and to sink millions_of_taxpayer money into Super_Bowl_advertisements.

TAKE THE STINKING CENSUS. JUST TAKE IT.

http://2010.census.gov

http://clubpenguinfanon.wikia.com

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THE 2010 CENSUS. IT'S IN YOUR HANDS. If you support the Census, please tell me...

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[Illuminoctis]

if they are sworn to never give the information EVER to ANYONE or ANY AGENCY even the president under the patriot act.... then what are they even asking the personal questions for?.......... i don't mind answering them.... but i still have to call bullshit lolol : P

[TurtleShroom]

@Illuminoctis

Swearing aside (and your question is good enough to permit the cursing), they collect the data for demographiv use.

Census data allows for the government (and after it's published, us) to learn the racial makeup of an area. For example, my hometown has a serious Hispanic population, but it's still largely a white blizzard.

The race question has been asked since 1790.

[TurtleShroom]

@TurtleShroom

Once a decade, the Census is also used to assign new Congressional seats by Constitutional apportionment.

The census and all the data it hands allows the states to cooperate with the federal Department of Jutsice to Gerryme- I mean PROPERLY DRAW new district lines.

[thixdsp]

fake the census

[TurtleShroom]

@thixdsp

You DO know that's illegal if they catch you, RIGHT?

[AlexTeddy888]

The information regarding the United States Census is very useful indeed. Animations are well done, but pace goes off hand at certain points of time. 4 stars on aggregate.

[TurtleShroom]

@AlexTeddy888

It was hard to condense it into less than ten minutes. I had to cut a lot of slower parts and speed up dialogue in order to slash it to a reasonable amount. Thank your for your review!

:D

[CPFWcorai]

take

the

census

[thecpaf]

I don't live in the usa either,

so, turtleshroom, whats a census?

[Vic7997]

If i care, i would, but I don't. Also I don't live in USA. That is why I don't care.

[TurtleShroom]

@6spongey98

Flaming involves anger. I'm not mad.T rolling is only successful if it incurs negative emotions and/or flame wars with the purpose of angering the victim. Flaming is the posting of an angry, negative post in the direct response to the troll's bhavior.

I would note, though, that by posting that comment, you did annoy me. In fact, your comment may in fact be a method to incure flaming, which has yet to come.