Towers of the Teeth

Song, Return of the King animated feature, anybody even reads this part anymore?

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Film & Animation

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• Towers
• teeth
• Lotr
• rotk
• song

[Sensko]

The orcs are simply going to crush them with their superior singing skillz

[RedRangerAidan]

the black gate should have a revolving door

revolving doors are true evil

[VIPHighlander]

... Morgul Vale/Minas Morgul/Cirith Ungol/Morannon (Towers of the Teeth)/Udun (Cirith Gorgor)/Mirkwood (East), Plateau of Gorgoroth/Mount Doom, Barad Dur/Lonely Mountain/Dale, Rhun/Khand

[VIPHighlander]

Try googling "Map of Middle Earth", should solve these problems.

From west to east (slashes indicate similar longtitute):

Valinor, Ruins of Numenor, West Coast of Middle Earth/Grey Havens, Hobbiton, Bree, Rivendell/Isengard/Misty Mountains/Moria, Helm's Deep/Fangorn, Edoras/Dunharrow/Erech/, Carrock/Lothlorien/Anduin (North of Rauros)/Emyn Muil/Umbar (Harad), Minas Tirith/Pelennor/Osgiliath/Andu­in (South of Rauros)/Cair Andros/Pelargir, Ithilien/Henneth Annun/Crossroads/Mirkwood (West).. (Con't)

[rayblack2004]

what crappy voice acting - Peter Jackson's is better

[dryice100]

O.O

[kungfufencing]

Mouth of sauron: :"I am a scrawny whelp with a freakishly deep voice and insecurities about my complexion. suffer for my misery. graaah"

[timenyart]

@LordComma East dude , East, pay attention to the map, alright, Gandalf, in this movie got it completely wrong, Mordor is to the East along with Cirith Ungol and Gorgor, and the Sea, Gondor and Valinor all ly to the East

[LordComma]

@timenyart no, cirith ungol and cirith gorgol both lay to the west, but aragorn had to march north and THEN back west to meet that pass, gaurded by the towers.

[stitch99]

So many mixed feelings about this movie. On the one hand, it has songs like this and It's So Easy Not to Try. On the other hand, it really abbreviates the story, has some weird voice-acting, and doesn't bother to explain much of what's needed.

Then there's Where There's a Whip. It's so much fun, but doesn't belong in a Lord of the Rings movie.

[totoro1591]

I don't care what anybody else says, I really like this movie. I think it actually captures the spirit of the books better than Jackson's version. :) Thanks for posting this!

[timenyart]

This movie makes Aragorn out to be a complete douchebag

[timenyart]

East is West Now? or does Gandalf have a hard time with maps, he just went on a fishing trip and ended up on middlearth because he thought he was going west back to Aman

[dailyRuse23]

Does anyone know where I can find just the song? I love it so much.

[brpierce]

"I am the Mouth of Papa Smurf!"

[l33tshinobialchemist]

@DrRipper19 that sam defeated on his own......somehow.....

[DrRipper19]

0:22 "...Cirith Ungol, but that is narrow and dangerous to move an army through."

Oh, and it also has a GIANT SEVEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD FUCKING DEMIGOD SPIDER LIVING IN IT!

[Mikeanglo]

we SHALL seeeeee

[LordGodsServant]

@Tareltonlives lol, genius

[Tareltonlives]

@LordGodsServant Crossing the Ithilien river automatically trigger's Sauron's motion sensor, which plays a repeating loop of demotivational songs.

(source, the Silmarillion)

[Tareltonlives]

@DCdabest The Mordor Philharmonic is the best symphonic orchestra in Middle Earth

[Visser0x]

1:55 that guy holding the flag wants to die it seems.....

[LordGodsServant]

There must be an orc band and choir sitting right behind the wall in order to produce mood music and singing at exactly the right moments. An orc on the wall gives them cues.

Also, what strong voices, they can be heard almost as far away as Gondor in the march sequence.

[Anubis2705]

These Orcs have won at Middleearth's Idol ;-)

[totoro1591]

There are really only a couple problems with this film, mostly centered around the weird narration Gandalf gives... I like the songs a lot, but the Orcs singing is kinda silly, and the weird thing about hobbits "becoming" more like humans makes no sense... IDK if they were trying to say hobbits and men become one species somehow... anyway... it's weird... I appreciate that this movie really uses a lot of Tolkien's dialogue, though. It is mostly very true to Tolkien's feel.

[Doomhammer15]

I like the armor of the Haradrim that accompany the Mouth of Sauron.

[Kiltmaster]

"I wondered.... Where is the ring?"

"Between the towers of the cheeks."