My Big Fat Ugly Bruise ~ featuring Kitty, a true hero

My Big Fat Ugly Bruise ~ How do you think I got it?

Starring Fer
Co-Starring, Fer's big fat thigh
Featuring my stupid bruise
With Stupid Kitty

Threat to Kitty was just that, a threat. As it turns out, kitty does not fit "down the toilet" and he's no fun to handle after being given a swirly ...

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[RailbirdPictures]

Long Live Kitty!

[lisanovalover123]

I want to try again. Ok I noticed you looking at the dogs picture and your you called the cat stupid. Were the dogs chasing the cat ?

[RailbirdPictures]

Please try as many times as you like since nobody is close and it really isn't a far fetched type of fall, so it is fairly easy to guess.

No animals, other than humans [as in me] were involved in my bruise occurance.

Thanks for trying again!

[lisanovalover123]

I have read some of your replies . you mention your bike more than once and a dirty car......perhaps you were on your bike and he washing the car...if im right no need to put me up. thanks.

[RailbirdPictures]

Whaaaaaahaaahaaaa! No bikes and I swear, my car is super dirty, so I was not cleaning the car. I hate that car.

And, just this once, I did not crash my bike.

It was ... something else.

Thanks for watching!

~ Fer

[KKSHIHTK]

the cat part was funny shit.

My random guess, did you shot with rubber bullets or something? Holy shit that's a big bruise!

[RailbirdPictures]

Thanks for watching. You Tube truncated my vid and cut off the ending title where I mentioned that Stupid Kitty does not fit down the toilet.

~ Fer

[goalten32]

even with a bruise you have awesome sexy legs!! I know bit of a late comment since you put this video up but better late the never. Yes I am still stalking you

[n0zqh]

kicked by a horse?

[kel2comedy]

I had a bruise just like that from playing in goal at soccer, it was inside on a hard floor so i'm guessing that not how you got yours lol.

[ddrusa]

ouch you ok fer

[xxBabeWithBitexx]

Or it's was lady's nite at the bar and you tripped running out the door hahahahaha ;) j/k

[xxBabeWithBitexx]

Or you tripped and bumped your leg on the fence.

[xxBabeWithBitexx]

Or you were being chased by a bee and you fell (yep that's my luck too lol)

[xxBabeWithBitexx]

Hmm I'll guess you got the bruise while you were raking the grass and you tripped on low spot in your yard and fell. (at least that's My luck) haha

[ImaginePeace1972]

Fer, I've missed U! I'm guessing tripping over Stupid Kitty! Love all you do!