Willie & Andrew: The Didgeradrew Rap (NT)

VANTASTIC ADVENTURES Audition Video:
Andrew Adams and Willie Concepcion
Northern Territory (NT)

Willie and Andrew break it down by raising the roof.

LYRICS
Yo, we're going to Australia!! Yeah, we're gonna win--
We're gonna ride from Adelaide, all the way to Darwin!
March 22nd, that's when it all begins!!
Just me, my boy Drew, and Geoff (that's the van).

Our journey takes place in the Northern Territory,
We're Aussies at Heart and we're always exploring!
Never boring, always touring.
But we can't always rhyme... Badadadada-oring.

We'd like to spend a week with the Aborigines.
Spearfish for dinner, make it my expertise.
Go a ranch and herd up some cattle,
Wear a cowboy hat (sittin on a saddle).

We're going underwater (breathe our last breath!!).
Slowly sinking into the cage of death!!
BIG CROCODILE (tryin to eat our flesh!!).
Never lose our cool. We always stay fresh!

Let's sing to a dingo who speaks our lingo.
He asks us if we're hungry, and we say bingo.
He guides us to a shrub and shows us our grub--
It's a potluck supper, and it's full of bush tuckers.

We got more adventures than Bill and Ted!
Win a boat race in a dry river bed.
Don't want blisters so we double-sock
and take lots of pictures when we visit Ayer's Rock.

Yo, Drew-- what you thinking? It's the greatest road trip!
Riding on a camel -- better get a good grip!
LOOK! A thermal pool! Let's take a quick dip!
It's about that time to ghost ride the whip.

Stay up all night, catch a sunrise at Uluru.
Then drive up north for a sunset at Kakadu.
AUSTRALIA!! We just can't bit you adieu.
You thinkin what I'm thinkin? Matching tattoos!

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Vantastic
• Van-tastic
• Adventures
• Northern
• Territory
• NT
• Andrew
• Adams
• Willie
• Concepcion
• Audition
• Brilliant

[LOUDERsucka]

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[fiberopticduck]

very clever boys!

Jenni's sister!

[pick8lock]

dude im australian i liked this. nice rap funny better then LIL wayne if you guys make new rap can you use some of my lyrics if u want heres a sample Had a cone of green spice Im stoned in this wasted life Where all i own is head lice. Im not very nice,stare at me twice an' you roll the dice of whether i should care an' start fights. Pull out a knife and slice Till hate overflows Like China's dyke's on stormy nights

[3uckwheat]

this is stupid

[skankaroo]

nice