Jesus Was a Republican?

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The 10 Stupidest Things Pat Robertson Ever Said
10. "Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court." Pat Robertson

9. "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." Pat Robertson

8. "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld

7. "(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." Pat Robertson

6. "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." Pat Robertson

5. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there." --Pat Robertson, after the city of Dover, Pennsylvania voted to boot the current school board, which instituted an intelligent design policy that led to a federal trial

4. "God considers this land to be his. You read the Bible and he says 'This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'No, this is mine.' ... He was dividing God's land. And I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations, or the United States of America.' God says, 'This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.'" --Pat Robertson, on why Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon suffered a massive stroke

3. "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" Pat Robertson, on nuking the State Department

2. "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with." Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez

1. "It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010

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[R4t10n4L]

If anything, Jesus was a Marxist.

[LordOfNothingreally]

Holy shit! That landslide just spooked me a bit!

[spadaydaga]

@R4t10n4L Yep. Very socialist in his views.

[RequiemFear]

Good video, you should have more views than what you currently have.

[socaliguy81]

An excellent point. Basically, religion in this country has become more of a social club than a group of people actually willing to do what Jesus said.

[180DegreeMason]

Nature is not here to destroy is completely indifferently. For some reason, life adapts and many species find ways to coexist.

[dogfight156]

excellent video. but...

the reason why conservatives say they're christians is because they are really jews but don't want to say it outright or just don't know it. the old testament is all about the vengeful and jealous god. it's all about stoning sinners and an-eye-for-an-eye and hating gay people. conservative "christians" want the 10 commandments stapled on every gov building instead of the sermon on the mount or even the lord's prayer. the list goes on.

[shade421]

1 - I think you are brilliant!

2 - Just subbed!

3 - Please keep up the good work!

[jguinther333]

The stats you gave about church attendance asked if a person went to church twice a week or more as the first question. Some churches only have one meeting a week. This is very true for ones who have no paid pastors. Wile 68% verses 32% of Dems were at church more then once a week , The once a week rate is 58% verses 42% for Dems. That is not a huge gap. Also, the bible says there is one day of rest. We pray at home in our closets like Jesus said. No need to show off.

[twizelby]

I love Mitchell and Webb sketches!

[gethsoftware]

Jesus is not very well imformed about love in new testament. he thoses the world around like a stable, "i like". he allso was the main adocative of the hell and eternal punishment.

[JayTsunDayVis]

@jazzx251: Again government is not the answer, think way out side of the box, there is a way to self to sustain, AND if we look at money for what it really is, we shouldn't even have that problem to began with, we have actually the technology in the end of 19th century to have the resources we need for 578 trillion people... well we don't even have 1 trillion let alone 10 billion people. So we have to deal with apes in suits & ties called politicians in which 100% of them r as corrupt as hell.