Zack's Flavour - 06

The sixth track of Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog's Commentary: The Musical, Zack's Flavour. Main Part by Zack Whedon.

Lyrics:
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
...Yes.
Uh huh!
Umm...I'm not sure.
2:33?
Whatever's easiest. JW: (Zach, get off the phone!)
(Right)

I don't do songs,
I'm all about the written word.
And you should see me write grafitti,
Concrete's preferred.
There's nothing worse than hearin' versin'
like a tweety bird,
Unless it's screamin'
Cause I'm beatin' up a
Theater Nerd.

Or haven't you heard?
I'm the black sheep
In a band of brothers
Who sit around singing show tunes
Giving backrubs to each other.
Make a musical?
Don't matter if it's witty or pretty -
That's a one-way ticket
to Butt Kick City.
Where you all are
Permanent residents.
Do you need a little more
Evidence?
"Dr. Horrible"
Hey, that sounds kinda dark, and cool.
"Sing-along Blog"?
What the f**k is this? Pre-school??

Chorus: Zack is doin' us a little favor (Yeah)
Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Don't tell him it's a musical (No, no)
'Cause then he might kill us all

Zack is doin' us a little favor (Uh-huh)
Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (That's right)
Don't tell him it's a musical (Oh)
'Cause then he might kill us all

ZW: You people are in freefall
Straight into a cheeseball.
I get a message, "Please call"
My bookie buddy, He's all,
"What the hell is up with you
up on Hulu?
Thought we were layin' low after that hookah/hooker snafu?"
I said, "Hey listen, you just misunderstood
I gotta get in on this web sh*t while the gettin's good!
I didn't know there were songs,
That sh*t makes me sick!
My brother said it's 'bout
A guy who kills some chick!"

JW: Hey, weren't you the prince in "The King & I" in 7th grade?

ZW: No, but I was backstage in the dark gettin' laid.

JW: Weren't you Pigpen in that Charlie Brown show that we did?

ZW: No, I just wandered onstage during my homeless period.

JW: Didn't you sing about The Business in "Annie, Get Your Gun"?

ZW: Is that what that was? I've been tanked up since '91.

JW: Weren't you The Tin Man in "The Wizard of Oz" or something?

ZW: ...Yeah, but I played the f**k outta that part.

Chorus: Zack is doin' us a little favor (Yeah)
Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Don't tell him it's a musical (Yeah, that's right)
'Cause then he might kill us all (Come on, now)

Zack is doin' us a little favor (Uh-huh)
Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (...Yes.)
Don't tell him it's a musical
'Cause then he might kill us all.


I wrote all the good lines,
And I made them funny.
But I was only in it
For the Horrible money.
Plus some were cut out
'Cause Joss is such a wuss -
He cut my line for the girl
"The penny is my p***y".
Not to mention,
My whole Moist storyline.
Where he gets caught sellin' blow at a rest stop, and serves time
And then he gets out
And tries to get his sh*t together
And teaches art to underprivileged kids at the local high school.
But things take an interesting turn when an old gambling buddy comes to collect. See? It's his former life coming back to haunt him. You can't outrun your past, see? Get it?
That's the POINT, Joss! It's COMPELLING!

...What's going to happen to these kids?!?

Chorus: Zack is doin' us a little favor (Yes!)
Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (I agree!)
Don't tell him it's a musical
'Cause then he might kill us all (Come on!)

Zack is doin' us a little favor (Sure!)
Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (Here we go!)
Don't tell him it's a musical,
'Cause then he might kill us all (that's a funky beat!)

Zack is doin' us a little favor,
Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava.(Zack!)
Don't tell him it's a musical,
'Cause then he might kill us all (I'm the youngest!)

Zack is doin' us a little favor,
Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava.
Don't tell him it's a musical,
'Cause then he might kill us all.

Thanks to Spidra for transcribing the lyrics.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dr
• Horrible
• Sing-Along
• Blog
• Commentary
• the
• Musical
• Commentary!

[geniusface]

I seriously love this song. I love how Zack tries to be all badass for most of it, but towards the end he starts geeking out. "I'm the youngest!" So cute XD

[cinematicadventures1]

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THESE KIDS?!

haha

[FlamesAndShadows]

ZACKY’S DOING US A LITTLE FAVOR

BLESSIN’ COMMENTARY WITH HIS FLAVOR

DON’T TELL HIM IT’S A MUSICAL

‘CAUSE THEN HE MIGHT KILL US ALL

[Sanfredic]

HE'S A REDHEAD. I TOTALLY WANT TO HIT IT.

[Fyrelynne12]

"Wasn't you the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz or something?"

"... Yeah, but I played the f*ck outta that part."

Ha. Giggles.

[curlyboff]

Its great how if you type in "Its COMPELLING!!!" this is the first thing to come up :D

[MxMagpie]

Watching the commentary right now, This is such an hilarious song! :P

Reminds me of Dr Evil's rap :P

[MitholX]

"Hey, weren't you the prince in the King and I in seventh grade?"

"No, but I was backstage in the dark getting laid."

My favourite line. XD

[SmellyJelly99]

I just wondered to this video during my homeless period.

[Amethystasheryn]

Every single time he says "yes!" in this song automatically becomes the best part. :) This is one of the best songs in the musical. Although having said that, it's hard to actually choose a "best song" ...

[Animegirl7788]

That's the point, Joss, IT'S COMPELLING!

[smileycentral321]

...Yeah, but I played the f**k outta that part.