Join Osomatsu as he wakes up one morning with a big smile and decides to travel through some mountain areas with his trusty orange shooting slingshot to collect hair bows and fight statues, dogs, flying fly dogs, and Jean Chretien demons in order to enter the underworld, where he'll fight crabs, jumping ball children with party hats and babies in shells that shoot umbrellas out. Once he finds his way through the unholy labyrinth and defeats the jumping green ninja he must eat a bowl of soup which unlocks the path to heaven. From heaven, he must eat a chocolate bar and another bowl of soup before descending back down to the mortal world, where he must now fight his way through more flying fly dogs and half beaver babies and face his arch nemesis, a cross dressing transvestite with piano teeth that shoots balls out of his pants.
Once he is defeated, the enemy makes a break for it towards a forest. Osomatsu follows, but finds himself fighting prince charming, flying blue cats that shoot lightning, little jumping elves, Garfield, and cupid's army. Once again he must enter the under world where he must fight African monkeys that throw spears, running green cats and Arabians that shoot missiles out of their mouths. But at the end of this grand labyrinth awaits yet another nemesis for Osomatsu to defeat... a wizard in big striped pants, who instantly transforms into a sliding prince that jump kicks at our hero when shot enough times. Now Osomatsu must drink the second holy bowl of soup dropped by our royal enemy and make his way to a flying cloud, which brings him to a floating castle where his arch nemesis is awaiting him. This time, dressed as Snow White, and shooting apples with faces out of his dress upon jumping around like a flamboyant homo.
His nemesis gets away again! And this time, they travel through time back to the prehistoric age. Osomatsu is approaching his final challenge, but first he must fight cavemen babies, dinosaurs wearing diapers, cavemen using dinosaur legs as pogo sticks, UFOs piloted by kids, and pterodactyls with giant eyes. Awaiting this time in the underworld, holding the third holy bowl of soup is a reincarnation of piano teeth man who has transformed himself into a big cat of sorts, awaiting to prey on the school boy with a slingshot.
Once the cat is defeated, and the soup is eaten, Osomatsu must travel to an underground tomb guarded by a man-ostrich where Piano Teeth Man's faces are bouncing around at him, to deter our hero from facing off with the main villain... DINO PIANO TEETH BOOMERANG THROWING MAN!
After Osomatsu defeats him, he goes on a stage in front of nobody to celebrate by duplicating himself six times and posing for no reason....but the tides turn on our hero as his foes come back for revenge, by dropping on top of him in the end completely making all our hero's efforts in vain... and flattening his hat somehow even though they landed on him while the hat wasn't on his head (but is after he's landed on)
...no really I can't make this crap up. Someone was definitely not right in the head.
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