Fuse FM's Wannabe White Boy Rapper

What do Fuse FM presenters get up to in their spare time? They rap of course! Filmed on location in the ghettos...

Written and performed by Max Behr
Directed by Katy Booth

Thanks to Luke Johnson, Glen Dever and Bernard Delaney.

Lyrics:

Well hey there everybody, won't ya check me out?
Now sit back while I tell ya what I'm all about,
I went to a posh school and I'm sure that you'll,
Notice how I always act like a total fool,
Ya see I wear baggy clothes and pretend that I'm black,
I'd give Dr Dre a heart attack,
I like to set rhymes to a funky beat,
Just to hear two lines'll make you wanna excrete,
But I'll never give up, no I won't ever,
Cause once you realise how my lines are clever,
Trust me man, you will think I am the bomb,
If you don't believe me just ask my mum.

Well I think I'm so F to the L to the Y,
But my raps are just a rip-off of the albums I buy,
When the MCs see me they all agree,
I'm exasperating, irritating down to a T,
But why do they hate me? I'm a talented lad,
I use four-letter-words so I can't be bad,
Everyone I know has finally concluded,
That I'm totally deluded and I've never understood it,
They've tried so hard to explain,
But each attempt that they've made has been in vain,
So since I can't understand that I'm taking the piss,
I've made a little riff and it goes like this.

For more info visit:
www.fusefm.co.uik

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Rapper
• Manchester
• Student
• Radio
• Fuse FM
• Comedy
• Spoof
• Parody

[fancyfiddler87]

Haha, excellent!!

[katybooth]

She was born to be an actress! Only took her one take whereas it took me about a thousand takes to throw that hat at Max's head!!

[fancyfiddler87]

Hehe, cool =D

Nice to see your mum in a starring role Katy!!

- Lozza