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Rep. Gregory White (D-NH) tearfully asks forgiveness for the degrading and sinful acts he is about to engage in.
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Pillsbury biscuits? I never thought of that!
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Probably with Weiner
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Deaf teenage runaways? Screw my career in politics!
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"Several hours?" I doubt it. Well...maybe with some viagra!
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What an honest man!
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@williusethis If filibusters were that inventive, I would totally watch C-Span
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Wow, until the he got to the whips this sounded exactly like a real politician's apology if you take out the future tense.
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At least he was honest about it and didn't try to hide it like many politicians do these days.
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why should the people lose such a great man over this?! its not like he can go into the future and change whats about to happen!
sdgdsgs 2 years ago 83
Every new congressman should do this on their first day...you know preemptive apology...just to get it out of the way before they start fucking shit up.
quickieshoup 1 year ago 18