Pastor Harry Hardwick Goes into the Lions' Den (Part 2)

Landover Baptist's Pastor Harry Hardwick addresses a pack of crazed atheists at an atheist convention in Atlanta, Georgia

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[leahcim3360]

The LORD is going to hit you with a Super Nova....or drop you into a black Hole....or maybe even CRUSH you in an oscillation of the multi-verse.

[PastorHarryHardwick]

@leahcim3360 That's OK because my soul will have already ascended to heaven. You see, no matter what you think of my actions now, as a teenager, I asked Jesus to take over my life as my personal Lord and Savior. That's all it takes to spend eternity in bliss. Were I so inclined, I could drink, smoke, take drugs, dance, rape, pillage, molest children and marry another race and I'd still go to heaven.

[Ltaxe1]

my son you treat the word of God with such discontent that will prove to be your undoing

[PastorHarryHardwick]

@Ltaxe1 -- My son, might I suggest you get your own life in order? I have serious doubts that the Lord is present in the soul of an adult who does not yet have the punctuation and capitalization skills of a second-grader,

[Kapner5]

Fake Harry.

[PastorHarryHardwick]

Brother in Christ,

I have been Brother Harry Hardwick since the inception of our church. Granted, to protect my safety, the church used various photos of others to depict me. But I finally became fed up and decided I would risk the persecution. After all, the Lord takes care of his own. Now, you'll find that the real Brother Harry is displayed in these videos and on the Landover Baptist site.

Finger-dipping in the Blood of the Lamb (I'm soaking in it!),

Brother Harry Hardwick

[MrGeorgewf]

Are you a Preacher or a Comedian idiot.

[highnote606]

@PastorHarryHardwick

Wow. I truly feel sorry for you if you believe that. Your website is a repellent to those who truly seek God. You are a disgrace to Jesus Christ. He never treated people as you do. And He never sinned. And he certainly made it clear that in order to follow Him, you must not sin once you are saved. Your mouth is getting you into a whole lotta trouble with God. Don't put on your pretty wings just yet bud.

[coolspindrift]

EXACTLY LIKE THE FUNDIES..........FUNNY!

[HonestMan395]

This is so accurate to real fundamentalist christians it is scary.

In public, they may not say everything Harry says, but they certainly believe it and say it in private.

[link093]

@bbgiraffes This, not only is his satire very believable but also very entertaining, and for that I applaud you, Pastor Harry. Bravo.

[bbgiraffes]

Your satire is incredibly believable

[pabobfin]

Bless you Pastor Harry and thank you for the words of god.